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Kizzie29
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Dear steve,
Teenage grls can multi-task, but holding horses, cooling jets, and simmering down is a bit too much to ask from socially awkward potatoes
Sincerely, every tired out wittian.

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Terilyn
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
My Mom:
Me:
Witty:
Voldemort:
Josh Hutcherson:
Canada:
Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
My Mom: But it's not Apr-
Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

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Iamawittystick
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Who else has messy handwriting when they come back to school after the summer?

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Iamawittystick
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:00pm UTC

Spelling a word and thinking,
that doesn't look right.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC

*Car door is locked*
Normal people: *patiently waits for mom to unlock door*
Me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks door*

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Shortgirl1998
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Let your
smile
change the
world
but dont let the
world
change your
smile

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xxButterflyLuverrxx
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:16pm UTC

there comes a point in everyones life
where you have to choose between
whats easy and whats right.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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xoxocaitlin5499
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 6:07pm UTC

Like this post for a follow ;;-)

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Iamawittystick
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 5:35pm UTC

When i get dressed I find an outfit, then decide its not good enough. So I look through several more, and after all that time, I finally go with the first one.
What a waste of valuable time.
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Iamawittystick
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Using witty quotes in real life,
and impressing people, like you were the one who thought of it.
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Iamawittystick
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Trying to slingshot a rubberband at someone
But instead hurting your fingers during the process.
nmf

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SportsLover004
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 7:41am UTC

Me: *in the shower* aaah, i've just thought of the best witty quote ever
Me: *in bed* i just thought of an amazing quote
Me: *at school* wow, i'll be putting that on witty tonight
Me: *eating tea* that's hilarious. i'm soo putting that on witty
Me: *on the toilet* omg, that's a perfect quote
Me: *out with friends* okay that's so going on witty
Me: *on holiday* that's going on witty as soon as i get back
Me: *in front of laptop* i have nothing.
Me: sh/t

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC

WE HAD HOMEWORK ?
⊙_⊙

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Chloe149
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 8:26am UTC

Me: * Sees a spider *
Me: * Tries to squish it with a pillow.*
Dad: That poor spider.
Me: What?
Dad: He probably had a family.
Me: Don't try and make me feel guilty.
Dad: He was so young.
Me: It's not going to work.
Dad: You murderer..
Me: No, I'm not!
Dad: You took a life.
Me: But it's a spider!!!
Dad: An innocent spider.
Me: But...
Dad: Apologies to his children.
Me: I'm not listening.
Dad: He might even have grandchildren.
Me: What?!
Dad: Their dad won't be coming home tonight.
Me: How do you even know it's gender.
Dad: I thought I raised you better...
Me: OKAY, OKAY. I'M REALLY SORRY MR.SPIDER. I WON'T HURT YOU ANYMORE>
* Spider gets up and walks away.
Dad:
Me:
Spider:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: HE.WASN'T.EVEN.DEAD o_e

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subtlysam
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 5:53pm UTC

i'm only going
to ask for faves once,
because i want to show
my mother
(she has cancer if you dont know me)
& anyways
i want to show her
how i have a family,
& how i can be strong
even without her
being there,
she feels like
she is abandoning me...
but i
REALLY
want to prove her wrong!
so witty can you just
one time
show your love in the comments & faves
for my mommy!
i will be so happy!
Thank you SO SO much,
in return i will write all who comment a nice
lonnnnng
note in their comment box! thank you witty :)

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StrawberryLipsxx
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 9:49am UTC

#FOLLOW
I will follow you back. I wanna make friends. ♥

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thatonegirlwho
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

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FabulousKilljoy
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 1:27pm UTC

So here's me just derpin on witty when.....
Mum: *suddenly bursting in* oh my lord look at this mess!
Mum: Here take these and start tidying! *gives me a pile of socks*
Me: Master has given Lydia a sock, Lydia is a free elf! *runs off*
Mum: -.-

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whenitsabouttoendsmile
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 1:37pm UTC

American: *smiles, because it's gold*
Chinese: *cries, because silver isn't gold*
Brit: *jumps in the pool and starts jumping up on the ceiling and going crazy because of bronze*
format: Bravosierra
quote: Tumblr (olympicwh0re)

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