Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

graciebeebee123

  1. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    well,
    aren't
    you
    a classy
    little prostitute.

  2. giggle_girl giggle_girl
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    when i was younger,
    i always drew the sun on the corner of the paper

  3. fly_away_with_me fly_away_with_me
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:58am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. laurenkate429 laurenkate429
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Daydreaming
    while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read. ♥.

  7. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    I've never seen a tombstone that read:
    » "Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."

  8. blueeyes13 blueeyes13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    To do list-
    - Marry a guy named Jesse.
    - Have a girl named Stacy.
    - Become Jesse's girl and Stacy's mom.
    not my format

  9. thagudiez thagudiez
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    your so ugly
    bob the builder
    looked at your face and said
    sorry i cant fix that

  10. eatmyshorts eatmyshorts
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    I think Lady GaGa just
    puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
    twitter*
    not my format*

  11. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    When you start choking . . .
    >> and your friends arent paying any attention to you
    while your just awkwardly dying there . . .

  12. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  13. ilove_him ilove_him
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 4:03am UTC
    ____ is now in a relationship with ____.
    OMG
    they know each other?!

  14. JustADream_ JustADream_
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Opening a test paper
    & seeing the first question and thinking
    “Yup, I’m screwed.”

  15. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 6:25am UTC
    sticking up for random people
    because you don't like the other person.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  16. rachellynn_7 rachellynn_7
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    The little mermaid
    only wears seashells
    because she outgrew
    her B-shells.

  17. emily96x0o emily96x0o
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    mom I could be dying,
    and you're not answering the phone.

  18. RinaKutcherx3 RinaKutcherx3
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Admit it
    We all want that tree next to our window that we can sit on when were upset (:

  19. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    dear guy sitting next to me,
    I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
    didn't study either. [♥]
    nmf

  20. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    It's ok.
    every one makes mistakes.
    I mean,
    you're here, aren't you?
    -format;ohhshanappp

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles