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charlie_ryan_swift

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Member Since: 5 Mar 2011 04:13pm

Last Seen: 27 Nov 2011 04:25pm

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Hey there! I'm Charlie. I'm 18 and living in Maine. I live with my boyfriend Jackson and my 5 month old son, Kylan. I have a huge family&a twin! Hell, my whole family is made up of twins.! Hahaha.
Soo, HMU,

  1. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    When I say don't worry about it;
    worry.
    When I say nothings wrong;
    every things wrong.
    When I say I don't care;
    I care more then anyone.
    When I say I hate you;
    I fall for you a little more each time.

  2. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    36528y x (y62xa) +6.895 =
    ....
    You know, I've always wanted to work at McDonald's...

  3. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 8:59am UTC
    Waiter- Hello. Would you like a table?
    You- Nah mate, we booked the floor.

  4. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    "Aw! Your so swe-"
    "Cause it looks like you landed pretty hard on your face"

  5. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    So, yesterday I handed in a paper. 4 of my friends wrote "so and so was here" so, my teacher felt the need to write...
    "Mr. Pisano was here"
    MLIA.

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    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 1:18pm UTC
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  7. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    Girl, you best be trippin'
    tie yo' shoes.

  8. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 11:46am UTC
    Have you ever stopped and thought about how much you actually hurt me?

  9. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 30, 2011 11:19am UTC
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    April 30, 2011 11:14am UTC
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  11. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 10:58am UTC
    ...Your birthday party? Tomorrow? Yeah, uhm, I can't...
    My unicorn is getting a tattoo of my face... you know, gotta be there for him.

  12. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 10:10am UTC
    "Your homework took 4 hours?"
    well, i have a cell phone and my own computer with the attention span of a dead fish...maybe.
    "uhmmm yeah."

  13. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    The worst thing in the world...
    is when someone brings up that one thing that makes you brake down.

  14. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    "Hey, did you do your homework?"
    "...Homework?...WHAT HOMEWORK?!"

  15. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    And I get my hopes up...
    just to watch them fall every time.

  16. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 29, 2011 12:38pm UTC
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  17. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    When the teacher yells at the class, all I think is...
    Do you need a tampon? Or do you prefer pads?

  18. charlie_ryan_swift charlie_ryan_swift
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    April 28, 2011 7:03pm UTC
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    April 28, 2011 6:58pm UTC
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    April 28, 2011 6:47pm UTC
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