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wittyquotesgurl
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January 11, 2013 9:00pm UTC

can i try a month trial of being famous

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Travis Allred*
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January 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC

Guys should learn from Mario Bros:
No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

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jimmy365
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January 13, 2013 5:58pm UTC

be nice to me i may be hot one day
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:33pm UTC

two deer walk out of a gay bar,
one turns to the other and says, "man, i can't believe i blew thirty bucks in there."

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ImOnlyATeen
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January 10, 2013 4:49pm UTC

maybe this year I'll find a boyfriend
[audience laughs in the background]

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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January 13, 2013 9:14pm UTC

I want to sneak out with somebody.
I just want to get up in the middle of the night and spend some time alone
with someone. We could go have a midnight snack at McDonald’s or just walk around
and talk about things we normally wouldn’t. Or maybe we could go enjoy ourselves at
a park and play on the swings, or we could climb a roof and just watch the stars in
silence - nothing but just good vibes and good company.

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ThatsSoMeee
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January 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC

I want someone
to fall in love with the way I laugh
and fall in love with my smile.
I want someone who’ll listen
to the rambling of my inner child,
someone who touches my face
and brushes the hair from my eyes.
I want someone who loves me
or at least holds me like they do.

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wanderlusting
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January 8, 2013 7:57pm UTC

& we all
have that one guy friend, we would date in a heartbeat

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yuzermali
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January 12, 2013 9:29pm UTC

*Plastic bag drifts by*
Me: *looks around*
Me: Katy Perry?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:22pm UTC

it's 2013 and i still can't teleport to other countries
to hang out with my internet friends.
is this some kind of joke

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akp1015
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January 13, 2013 11:50am UTC

Kids who were born in 2000
are going to be teenagers this year.
What.

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swimswim98
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January 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I can only imagine how the 11 year olds today are going to complain about the next crop of 11 year olds.
"OMG 11 year olds are so spoiled these days. Like, when i was 11, I only had an iPhone and UGGS. And I was happy. Ugh!"

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J3S5E
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January 9, 2013 3:26pm UTC

IN CLASS: "I'll just do this at home."
AT HOME: "I'll just do this in class."
Only me?

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jimmy365
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January 13, 2013 6:46pm UTC

grandma:
so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me:
not in this economy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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LegendaryLettuce
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January 10, 2013 8:58pm UTC

Siri is just Iris backwards
Iris is the Greek goddess of messages
mind= blown

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
January 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC

why go out and be a third
wheel when you can go home and be a unicycle
hkcvhxkjhvjchxvjxkcvh

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Only Ed Sheeran,
Can make prostitution sound like buttercups and daisies

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 7:57pm UTC

you could give me 43 years of
homework to do and i wouldnt do it
until the night before
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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