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  1. WhisperToMe WhisperToMe
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Happiness is a lie.
    Happiness leaves you dependent on others.
    Depression however never leaves you.

  2. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    So what now?
    It's plain to see we are over,
    and I hate when things are over,
    when so much is left undone.

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Is it just me or does the music sound so much
    louder when you pause it to go do something then come
    back a few minutes later

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    I once recorded myself singing
    and then when I listened to it I didn't talk for 3 days straight

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    me: *goes on google*
    me:*types 'google' in the google search*
    me: wait..
    me: what
    me: what am i doing

  6. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    I like to think that we all have that person who we hate so much that we already know where we'd hide the body.

  7. * Sabaism * * Sabaism * happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    I want to be
    The very best
    The no one ever was
    Something something
    Or another
    Something about training
    POKEMON
    IT'S YOU AND ME
    I SWEAR IT MY DESTINY
    I'LL TEACH YOU AND YOU'LL TEACH ME
    POOOOKKKEEEEEEMOOOONNNNN

  8. ThatAlexGuy ThatAlexGuy
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    I couldn't even come up with a word earlier to explain how I felt.
    Now I figured out the perfect word.
    I feel devastated.

  9. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    funfact
    octopuses have three hearts
    and they still couldnt love you
    as much as i do

  10. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    If you ever think your life is awkward just know me and my
    current/ex crush(its confusing) have 3 classes together in a row and
    we make awkward eye contact like 4 times on a daily basis.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

  12. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD
    AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER
    AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID
    “IT’S A NO FROM ME”

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    You're just
    a fùck
    I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck
    -Green Day - F.O.D.

  14. NezhoniiLovesTheFay NezhoniiLovesTheFay
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    me: *first day of spanish*
    me: bonjor

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    It’s ok Miley
    Everybody makes mistakes
    Everybody has those days

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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