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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Well, hello Beautiful
Wanna know something?
I understand how some of you feel
When you talk about
Being too ugly, too fat, too skinny, too this, too that..
Wanna know something though?
Y O U A R E B E A U T I F U L.
BEAUTIFUL. YES. YOU ARE.
I know what you're thinking now...
"Another one of those quotes. I'm not beautiful. I'm ugly."
B A M
There goes the negativity in you. The insecurities in Y O U.
STOP THINKING LIKE THAT!
*Rolls eyes*
Don't let society tear you down
Don't listen to what other people say
When someone tells you that you're ugly
& You believe it
It's like somone saying, "You're a dragon and you live in a castle."
& You believe it
N O N S E N S E.
Complete NONSENSE
You're a princess
And they are peasants
With U G L Y hearts
Brush your shoulders off
Haters gonna hate &
Potatoes gonna Potate
So potate on, my princess potatoes.
Potate the f*ck on.

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC

30 ways to make a girl smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful.
2. Hold her hand at any moment (even if it's just for a second)
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to
5. Wrestle with her
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when she is not with you, you might not realize how bad it hurts her
7. Write her notes, or call her just to say "hi"
8. Introduce her to your friends... as your girlfriend
9. Play with her hair
10. Pick her up (she loves it)
11. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
12. Make her laugh
13. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
14. If she's mad at you, kiss her
15. If you care about her, tell her
16. Give her your sweatshirt
17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
18. Look her in the eyes and smile
19. Hang out with her on weekends
20. Kiss her in the rain
21. Kiss her for the heck of it
22. If you're listening to music, let her listen too
23. Give her what she wants
24. Compliment her eyes
25. If you care about her, show her
26. Send her long texts
27. Sing for her
28. Walk with her to her classes
29. Give her flowers on Valentine's Day
30. Tell her you love her
*this is what I would do with my girlfriend*

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:49am UTC

We all have two addresses memorized:
1. Our own adress.
2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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DenaAnn
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August 9, 2012 12:34pm UTC

"Faster," she moaned. "Why won't this page load faster?"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 8:37am UTC

Why do people cry on the last day of school?
The right time to cry is on the first day of school.

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:06pm UTC

That depressing moment when
You're shopping for school supplies and realize you don't need crayons anymore.

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TheQueensGuarddog
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

If my Internet friends are pedophiles, they're freaking amazing actors.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 6:15pm UTC

A hot shower (noun) - Any regular shower, with me in it.
Grouchyrabbit.com

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 2:46pm UTC

"Hey, really soft hands!"
"Thanks, it's ketchup."
who else remembers this?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you f/cking think for?

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:14pm UTC

How to annoy Pizza Hut:
Me: Hello, Pizza Hut?
Pizza hut: Yes? How can we help you?
Me: Can you give me the number for Domino's?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Happy 7th Birthday.
Caylee Marie Anthony♥ RIP.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC

me: whatcha eating?
guyfriend: chicken boobs.
me: you mean chicken breasts...?
guyfriend: no, chicken boobs.

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ToriCooper
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Maybe Voldomorts face is flat
because he ran into
The wrong wall at the train station.
blacklace

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC

just remember, if we get caught;
you are deaf and i don't speak english.

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n_kitty
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Inappropriate Funeral Songs #1
Highway to hell.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:07pm UTC

friend: omg! he waved to me!
me: omg! i'll start planning the wedding!

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n_kitty
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:25pm UTC

Inappropriate Funeral Songs #5
Sombody That I Used To Know- Gotye

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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oursong
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Me: Hello, 911? It's an emergency. There must be at least a thousand bodies out here.
Officer: Where are you?!
Me: THE GRAVEYARD.
Officer: ...

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