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TheQueensGuarddog

1. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 5:44pm UTC
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   I wonder if anyone thinks
   of me when they can't fall
   asleep at night...
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2. TheQueensGuarddog
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   August 22, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   No reason to stay is a good reason to leave.
   
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3. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I
   didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy
   people a priority in my life.
   
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4. TheQueensGuarddog
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   August 22, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
   
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5. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   DEAR SCHOOL,
   How is being suspended from school a punishment for skipping class?
   SINCERELY, LOGIC.
   
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6. TheQueensGuarddog
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   August 21, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   :B
   :I
   :P
   :O
   :L
   :A
   :R
   :F
   :A
   :C
   :E
   :S
   
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7. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC
   "Mom, look!"
   "Very nice."
   Oh, that's cool how you saw without looking.
   
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8. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   Chris Brown hits her,
   Eminem lies to her,
   Drake can't remember her name =
   the life of Rihanna.
   
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9. TheQueensGuarddog
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   $19.99 because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.
   
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10. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    When teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom,
    when your peers act fake when an adult comes in the room,
    and when your parents act fake when guests come over.
    
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11. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    ~ Old People Pick-Up Lines ~
    "Hey baby, you better call LifeAlert, 'cause I've fallen for you and can't get up."
    
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12. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Hello, I'm
    always ignored, so why do you care?
    format credit: halfempty
    
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13. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Facebook and Twitter are the reasons kids no longer have fairy godparents...
    Chilling with Cosmo and Wanda about to make a wish #yolo
    
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14. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    TheQueensGuarddog
    
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15. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I love Rafiki's lesson in The Lion King.
    Rafiki: *hits Simba on the head with his stick*
    Simba: What was that for?
    Rafiki: It does not matter, it is in the past.
    TheQueensGuarddog
    
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16. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    "Oh, she likes music with actual instruments in it. She's weird."
    
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17. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    When I'm sad, I like to sing.
    Then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
    
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18. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    When I was younger, I used to listen to rap and think
    Why haven't they arrested this guy yet?
    
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19. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    [] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [] bf/gf
    [] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [] 2 or more story house
    [] built-in pool
    []guest house
    [] game room/play room
    [x] tv in your room
    [] queen size bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [x] good grades
    [] Dior sunglasses
    [] louis vuitton purse
    [x] iPod
    [] XBOX
    [] PS3
    [x] mp3 player
    6 Total.
    You or your family has...
    [] Mercedes Benz
    [] BMW
    [] basketball hoop
    [] air hockey table
    [] pool table
    [] ping pong table
    [] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skiis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [] has a jet ski
    [] has a beach house/ cabin
    6 Total
    [] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [] 100+ dvd's
    [] gets $50+ for allowance each month (not allowance but for helping with work)
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [x] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x] makeup
    [x] perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    []Yahoo
    [x] 5+ trophies
    [] own digital camera
    [] walk-in closet
    11 Total.
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike/quad
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [] hammock
    [] been on a cruise
    [] traveled out of the country
    [] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/curling iron
    [] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a varsity team for the school
    [] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [] own savings account
    [x] 1+ BEST friends
    [] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [] been to hawaii
    [] been to NY
    13 Total.
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    [] sports car
    [] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [] ranch
    [] at&t
    [] verizon
    [] cingular
    [x] Sprint
    [] virgin mobile / other
    [x] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] dont have a job.
    18 total.
    [] 100+ friends on facebook
    [] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [] been in a limo
    [] own camcorder
    [] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    Overall Total
    19.
    Are you spoiled?
    [] yes
    [x] h*ll no.
    [] close
    
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20. TheQueensGuarddog
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    If my Internet friends are pedophiles, they're freaking amazing actors.
    
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