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mtndewhm*
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September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

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spence*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC

If you had a chance to
kill yourself? no pain or blood
involved and your family
wouldn't get hurt because
of what you did..
WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:04pm UTC

No matter how much hate One Direction gets I will always be in love with
Panic At The Disco

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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c i y a*

posted a quote
August 29, 2013 6:26am UTC

Without school
Its really hard to know what day it is

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Chris*
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August 29, 2013 3:38pm UTC

One of the most heartbreaking parts of any Disney movie ever is when Sully tells Boo goodbye and then goes back through her door, and she dances across the room and throws her closet door open and growls at it until she realizes she's growling at her own clothes and her Kitty isn't there anymore.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 3:35pm UTC

When my grandpa was little
His teacher told him he had to write a 500 word essay so his essay went like this
"one day I lost my cat and I said here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty etc."
This is why my grandpa was and always will be my role model
I miss you gramps

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 1:58pm UTC

why are high school students in movies always 30 years old

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伤*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:31am UTC

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing
the same then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."
Happy Birthday Michael Jackson
August 29th 1958 - June 25th 2009

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Hale_Storm18
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August 29, 2013 11:31pm UTC

Robin Thicke looks like that semi-wealthy guy who lives on the end of your street and always asks you how school's going and if your sister is 18 yet.

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sleepy*
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August 19, 2013 7:04am UTC

ugly hair + ugly face + ugly smile + ugly voice + ugly body = me

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happiest*
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August 13, 2013 2:21pm UTC

imagine if you met someone on witty and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to fave their quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Whenever a bully comes up to me I always think
"What would Justin Bieber do?" so i just spit at the bully and laugh and run away

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:37am UTC

who needs Halloween decorations
when I can put up your selfies from instagram

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:01am UTC

I've met some pri.cks in my time
but you sir are the fcking cactus

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:35am UTC

So what about the baby
Her small disfigured back
And all because her mother
Had smoked a little crack
And what about the baby
Who's laughter slowly fades
Who for the sins of others
Was sadly born with AIDS
And what about the young girl
That suffered such abuse
From someone in the family
There's simply no excuse
And what about the child
Who never had a dad
His therapist can't figure
Why he is always mad
And what about the housewife
Unloved and cheated on
All sense of worth or purpose
Has long been, long been gone
And what about the victims
Of hatefulness and crimes
Who never did recover
But suffer all the time
And what about the starving
There are around the Earth
Who've suffered destitution
Forever since their birth
It's such a simple answer
To just say
"Life's not fair"

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:21pm UTC

What if Jesus's name is really
pronounced "hey suess" and he occasionally gets upset that people pronounce it "gee suss" so he puts some back luck on random people to make himself feel better

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 11:11pm UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format(
Does running away from
your problems count as exercising?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:44am UTC

Here on Witty, we treat everyone with respect! Oh but except for
--Most religious people, especially Christians
--People who aren't feminists
--People who are thin or underweight
--Republicans
--Conservatives
--People who have interests outside just sitting on the computer
--Any guy who joins the website
--Anyone 13 and under
--"Sl.uts"
--Anyone who has an opinion that doesn't agree with the general consensus
--People with self confidence

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