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When my grandpa was little His teacher told him he had to write a 500 word essay so his essay went like this "one day I lost my cat and I said here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty etc." This is why my grandpa was and always will be my role model I miss you gramps
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When my grandpa was little His teacher told him he had to write

165 faves · 1 comments · Aug 29, 2013 3:35pm

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*baeritos* · 1 decade ago
my grandma would always keep a hammer in her purse and then one day someone tried to rob her she was like "oh here... let me get my money.." BAM BAM BAM.
she beat him up and it was in the newspaper.
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