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glitter162*
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November 1, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Me: *eats my weight in Halloween candy* Why aren't I skinny yet

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Infinity on high*
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November 6, 2013 1:27am UTC

Don't put the key to youre happiness
in somone elses pocket.

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capsized*
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November 6, 2013 1:57am UTC

if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

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Hale_Storm18
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November 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC

"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

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spence*
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November 6, 2013 12:03pm UTC

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter
how sh/t the conversation is

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:25pm UTC

*dad voice* i’ll fix it!
*breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

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Ethanol
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November 6, 2013 10:58am UTC

what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open

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spence*
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November 6, 2013 11:58am UTC

I have two moods:
1- Sleeping is for the weak
2- Sleeping for a week

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BravoSierra
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November 5, 2013 11:23am UTC

i dont get older.
i level up.

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BravoSierra
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November 5, 2013 7:10pm UTC

ATTENTION LOVES
Yes, I have been MIA for several months, but I am back, and would like to announce, I will be opening a new layout site in early December! Keep an eye out on my profile for an exact date!
FOR A PREVIEW OF MY WORK, CHECK OUT MY PROFILE!

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 8:21pm UTC

I broke a finger tonight.
But on the other hand, I'm completely fine.

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 8:13pm UTC

*jesus takes wheel*
*drives to taco bell*

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narryoverlarry*
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November 4, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Just letting you know that if you want to be friends with me you either like One Direction or will soon.

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