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  1. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    I would do anything for you.
    I would go through thick and thin to help you. I forgive you for everything you say and do and I never give up on you. I would give my life for you to be happy, I just love you so much. But no matter how much I do for you, I never get it in return. I dont know why, I just assume I'am not as important. Maybe I just expect too much from you, maybe because thats what I would be willing to do for you.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  2. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    SHEERAN FACT #11
    Ed's favorite TV show is 'Fresh Prince of Bel-air'
    Credit: Jahyvie

  3. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    I was told this hilarious joke today.
    It goes:
    you're pretty.
    Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
    Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

  4. ChickFlick ChickFlick
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Seeing boys play with
    little kids is probley the
    most attractive thing ever.

  5. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I don't give a damn about your age, weight,
    sexuality, height, gender or skin color.
    As long as you respect me, I'll respect you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    So...
    I just heard that icarly is being canceled as of November.
    and there
    goes the last of my childhood. :(
    CookieDoughFormats jmymym

  8. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    I never run with scissors .
    those last two words were unnecessary.
    Hannah143's format!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. JerseyGurrl JerseyGurrl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Don't judge me
    unless you have looked
    through my eyes
    experienced what I have
    and cried as many tears as me.
    Until then back- off
    cause you have no idea.

  11. Hammy1117 Hammy1117
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
    I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

  12. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    COMMENT if you're straight.
    COMMENT if you're gay.
    COMMENT if you're lesbian.
    COMMENT if you're bisexual.
    COMMENT if you're pansexual.
    FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
    nmq

  13. PaWsOmE_tAcO PaWsOmE_tAcO
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:44am UTC
    And who else...
    Used to panic when you couldn't find your mom at the Grocery Store?
    Nmf

  14. dancingismylife213 dancingismylife213
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Fave if you have ever
    googled yourself(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Keepitsweet Keepitsweet
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:04am UTC
    don't hold your cursor over this quote.

  16. iloveyou10101 iloveyou10101
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:09am UTC
    You know why shrek is the best
    fairytale?
    Because in most fairy tales, the princes and princesses are perfect. But in Shrek, it teaches us that imperfect people can still have their own happy ending.

  17. guitargirl13 guitargirl13
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    This is Joseph Kony.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  18. justlikegravity_ justlikegravity_
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC
    When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:18am UTC
    I was good at math before
    they decided to mix the alphabet in it

  20. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 6:45am UTC
    I'm mature enough,
    To forgive you.
    But I'm not stupid enough,
    To trust you again.
    RunawayRachel

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