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1. Ipodaddict4now
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC
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   No One Likes A Liar
   ( Besides the Pretty, little ones)
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   jayciecutie01 format
   
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2. IrishRoast247
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   People say bad memories cause the most pain.
   But really, it's the good ones that drive you insane.
   
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3. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
   Torturing yourself with
   sad depressing songs
   when you're already sad
   
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4. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 11:32am UTC
   I use my phone as a flashlight,
   and hit random buttons to keep it lit
   nmq.
   
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5. EllieBabeex33
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   when in doubt,
   G o o g l e it.
   
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6. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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7. soccerloverx03x
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 10:49am UTC
   That awkward moment when your
   family asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"
   
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8. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   That awkward little dance
   You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans :D
   
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9. jilllpickle_
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Dear Fo r k,
   I understand that we haven't spoken since I
   ran away with Dish, but I thought you should
   know that you have a son.His name is Spork
   and he has your hair.
   Sincerely,
   Spoon
   
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10. Marie1388
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Admit it,
    there is at least one Taylor Swift song that describes your life perfectly.
    
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11. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    That awkward behavoir you get
    when your crush is around.
    
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12. dance_life
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Have you ever considered that
    Taylor Swift secretly has a witty and this is where she gets all of her song inspiration
    ♥
    
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13. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Changing the date
    on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.
    
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14. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    someone is watching you take a picture of yourself..
    nmf
    
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15. neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    ░
    I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
    COOKIE DOUGH
    neversaynever16follow for a follow :)
    
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16. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    I don't think
    the camel will appreciate you stealing his toe like that
    
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17. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Without the little voice in your head
    you wouldn't be able to read this.
    
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18. theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    *Looking in the mirror*
    Fix hair,
    check teeth
    fix hair
    check butt
    fix hair
    side check
    suck in
    side check
    fix hair.
    *sighs* walks away.
    ♥
    
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19. lislovesyou9
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    i'll spread my wi ng s
    and ill learn how to fly
    i'll do what it takes
    till' i touch the sky
    
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20. DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Friends come and go,
    BUT MUSIC'S ALWAYS THERE ♥
    
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