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1. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   Mini Heart-Attack Moments :
   * When you check your pocket and you don't feel your phone
   *WHEN YOU ALMOST SLIP/FALL, BUT CATCH YOURSELF
   *WHEN YOU THINK THERE IS ONE MORE STAIR AT THE BOTTOM.. AND THERES NOT
   * WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ACCIDENTLY SEND A TEXT TO THE WRONG PERSON
   *WHEN YOU ALMOST FALL BACKWARD IN A ROCKING CHAIR
   *WHEN YOUR PARENTS SAY THEY NEED TO TALK TO YOU...
   
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2. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   Please don't kill yourself...
   I know you are dyslexic and I know you don't have many friends, but guess what? There are LOTS of people who love you and care about you. I'm one of them! I don't want you to ever try to kill yourself again. Life will get better!! You are an amazing individual. I will always be here for you!
   Love, your girlfriend ♥
   
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3. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   Get home from school:
   facebook
   Witty
   YouTube
   Eat food
   Pinterest
   Tumblr
   Failbook
   Eat more food
   shop online
   Twitter
   My Space
   Homework
   Sleep
   
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4. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 8:21pm UTC
   Format by Shauna1612
   I just found out that the yellow dandelions turn into the white dandelions
   Mind=Blown
   
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5. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Who esle noticed
   in the music video
   "Call me Maybe"
   That the hot guy is gay...
   
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6. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   I hate it when your eating pancakes for breakfast, you grab the maple surup and your hand gets sticky, you grab your fork and your fork is sticky, you switch hands cuz you hate the stickyness and everything is sticky!!!!!! :O
   nmq
   
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7. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   When a GIRL is in love
   You see it in her smile
   When a GUY is in love
   You see it in his eyes
   ♥
   
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8. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 3:11pm UTC
   Everyday I wish you were mine.
   Every moment I wish you would like me back..
   And one day, finally it happends,
   You come up behind me and wrap your arms around my waist.
   I can smell your handsome scent come across my nose.
   Your strong arms embrace me so carefuly.
   I turn my head slowly toward yours.
   Our lips meet.
   But just then
   I wake up
   </3
   
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9. computernerd567
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   What do you get when you mix
   Petta and Katniss?
   Pe-niss
   ;)
   
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10. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    When I look into your eyes
    Its like watchin the night sky
    Or a beautiful sunrise
    Theres so much they hold...
    but, I wont give up, on us
    Even if the skys get rough.
    
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11. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 9:14am UTC
    What time is it?
    Adventure Time!
    
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12. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I really really really really
    Want to kiss you♥
    
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13. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you are looking around the classroom and unexpectedly make eye contact with someone
    
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14. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    A smile
    Is the most
    Beautiful curve on a womans body
    
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15. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:02pm UTC
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16. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    I still get those
    Stupid butterflies
    I'm so lucky to say that you're mine.
    
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17. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I was scared to date you...
    I was scared to fall in love with you
    I was scared that I would need you constantly
    I was scared to trust you like I've never trusted anyone before
    I was scared to let my heart melt at the sight of you and get butterflies in my stomach
    Because most of all, I was scared to loose you; fall apart from you;and ruin our very good friendship forever.
    And, that all happened.
    FORMAT BY JIMMY365
    
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18. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    My dog ate my homework...
    After I fed it to her.
    
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19. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Don't date your crush,
    Date your best friend
    
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20. computernerd567
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Put your chicks before d*cks,
    because boyfriends come and go,
    but my girls are forever.
    
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