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  1. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Talking to my sister:
    Me: Ok, I'm gonna quiz you to see how well you know me.
    Her: Ok....
    Me: If I could change my last name what would it be?
    Her: *looks at me and snorts* Horan.
    Me: AHHHHH YOU ARE RIGHT!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, GIVE ME A HUG!!
    Her: Get your 1D cooties off of me!
    Me: Muhahaha! Never.

  2. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor touched but are felt in the heart.
    ~ Helen Keller

  3. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    "I’m dealing with people’s projections of me. I don’t know when people look at me if they see a beautiful dress I wore on the red carpet, or all of the magic and hype of Harry Potter. They very rarely just see who I am, which is a normal, human 22-year-old girl."
    ~Emma Watson

  4. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Happy 12/12/12, 12:12 everyone! Figured I would write a quote about this time now seeing as I will be stuck in school tomororrow when it happens again...

  5. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Sobbing my eyes out right now....what kind of person could kill 27 people without a second thought in their mind? Why would he kill innocent children, who haven't done anything to him? I do not hate the man who killed all these innocent people, but I am sad that he could ever do so without even thinking about it. I can't even imagine a thought so horrible entering my mind. My heart goes out to every single sibling, teacher, and friend who lost someone. But most of all, the parents must be suffering the most. To lose a child so young is the heaviest burden of all. I'll be praying for them and I hope everyone else does as well. Rest in peace beautiful childen <3 I am sure you are all looking down at us from heaven.

  6. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Real men protect children. Cowards try to harm them.

  7. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Banning guns will not do anything. People who want fame will look for it by harming others, and sadly, many succed, they will find other ways besides guns. I DO NOT want to know the name of the shooter, he doesn't desearve the fame. What you should learn is every single name of the precious children and brave adults who died, so that you can pray for them and their heartbroken families, they need all the prayer they can get.

  8. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:02am UTC
    Happy Birthday to Lou happy birthday to Lou, happy birthday dear Louis, Happy birthday to you!!! Thank you for being so amazing and fabulouis! Enjoy your 21st with your family and beautiful girlfriend Eleanor! WE LOVE YOU LOUBEAR!!! <<<# lol that was my horrible attempt at making a carrot!

  9. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Friend: You know, your brother is kinda hot!
    Me: Ew. Just stop. I never want to hear those words again.
    Friend: But...
    Me: No. Just no.

  10. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Some scientists say that if
    space is truly infinite, then
    there is an exact copy of you
    somewhere in the universe...
    my exact copy probably gets more guys than I do.. #foreveralone

  11. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves.

  12. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    So if guns kill people...I suppose pencils misspell words, Cars drive drunk, And spoons make people fat?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    when i bang my toe against something,
    it's as if i press a button that plays all the curse words i know.

  14. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Directioner Problems #3
    Writing the boys' names in a list and feeling bad
    for whoever's name you write last.

  15. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Talk host: I think youre losing your accent a little bit.
    Robert Pattinson: Whaaaat?
    Robert Pattinson: Someone told me that and I was like, What is happening? I dont know how to be more English...
    Robert Pattinson: Crumpet?
    Credit: Jahyvie


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC
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  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    instead of periods
    can girls just get a text once
    a month saying "you're
    not pregnant have a nice day"
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    WMYB: "You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or"
    More Than This: "And as I walk up to your door my head turns to face the floor" Moments: "Shut the door, turn the light off"
    She's Not Afraid: "But every time I tell her that I want more, she closes the door" Loved You First: "Knocking on your door and kissing you on the mouth"
    Still The One: "Now I'm back at your door, you're looking at me unsure"
    Change My Mind: “As I’m walking towards the do-o-or, I’m not sure”
    The boys obviously like to sing about doors

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    plot twist
    you can only bring sexy
    back if you have the receipt
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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