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  1. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 2:19am EST
    Dad - Eat the rest of your dinner before you leave the table please!!!
    Me- OMG If i eat any more i will get BLOATED
    THEN my stomach will S T R E C H
    THEN i will wanna eat MORE ALL the time
    THEN i will get dangerously obese
    THEN i will have no self confidence and EAT MORE for comfort
    THEN we will run out of money from all the food i'm eating
    THEN we will have to get McDonalds E V E R Y NIGHT
    THEN I WILL GET DIABETES AND DIE!!!!

  2. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 1:58am EST
    Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
    Chuck: We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend
    Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck.
    The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.
    Chuck: And why would you do that.
    Blair: I love you
    Chuck: Well, that's too bad.

  3. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2009 11:33pm EST
    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals...
    I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

  4. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 10:12pm EST
    It hurts to look at the past
    cause we don't know how?
    we lived without the present

  5. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 4:18pm EDT
    Signs That You're Too Drunk ...
    24. You lose arguments with objects.
    23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
    22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.
    21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
    20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
    19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
    18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!
    17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!
    16. You can focus better with one eye closed.
    15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
    14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
    13. You fall off the floor...
    12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!
    11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
    10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
    9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
    8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
    7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.
    6.Roseanne looks good.
    5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
    4.That pink elephant followed you home again.
    3.You're as jober as a sudge.
    2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.
    and last but not least...
    1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

  6. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2009 4:12pm EDT
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  7. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:58am EST
    Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke.
    Means it's time for a promotion!

  8. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2009 4:52am EST
    Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
    9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
    hope you like it <3

  9. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2009 8:52pm EST
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb
    what a stupid lamb
    what a sick masochistic lion

  10. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2009 4:49am EST
    I don't care if she was going to fire you
    or beat you with a red hot poker
    you should've said no!!!
    from the Devil Wears Prada

  11. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2009 4:21am EST
    Does anyone else just...
    sit down?
    and wish?
    everything was simple?

  12. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2009 4:44am EST
    Serena: [hugs Dan] This is MY news
    Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.

  13. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2009 4:40am EST
    The past is always with us,
    just waiting to mess with the present.

  14. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2009 12:01am EST
    ¢αℓℓ мє α ѕℓυт, ¢αℓℓ мє α ωнσяє...
    ¢αℓℓ мє ωнαтєνєя, ινє нєαя∂ ιт вєƒσяє...
    ѕαу тнαт ιм ƒαкє, ѕαу тнαт ι ℓιє...
    ѕαу ωнαт уυυ ωαηт, уυυ ωσηт ѕєє мє ¢яу..
    вє¢αυѕє ι кησω ησηє σƒ ιтѕ тяυє...
    вυт ѕαуιηg αℓℓ тнιѕ ѕнιт...
    ωнαт ∂σєѕ тнαт мαкє уυυ؟

  15. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2009 11:03pm EST
    When you're life
    SHATTERS
    You choose how many
    PIECES
    It breaks into

  16. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 9:05pm EST
    We will never be apart
    You will always be in my heart

  17. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 3:53am EST
    “I love the way you love,
    but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back”
    thinkexist

  18. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 1:49am EST
    I havn't stopped loving you
    I've just learnt to live without you
    <3

  19. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 3:29am EST
    Don't you wish
    Besties didn't stab
    Crush's didn't crush
    Hearts couln't break
    &Lover didn't cheat

  20. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 3:05am EST
    Chuck&Blair
    Blair&Chuck
    Lovers till the end?
    OFCOURSE!
    <3

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