Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!! 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms

1490 faves · 109 comments · Feb 20, 2009 4:52am

Speedybrookie · 1 decade ago
I did this today with a few of my friends...we improvised a bit...sooo fun!
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Monkeysrock11 · 1 decade ago
OHh my good those were so funney i read these is school and started laughing good thing the teacher wasn't in the room
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xoxoxoxoxoTaylorLautneroxoxoxoxox · 1 decade ago
kool quote legit. lmfao
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meggx939 · 1 decade ago
i know you wanna act gangtaa but talk right hun. its cald a super-market.
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smile4me2day · 1 decade ago
LMFAOOOOOOO :]]]
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XoMaLLoRyXo · 1 decade ago
aha,i'm guna do this in walmart (:
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XoErinPeaceLoveoX · 1 decade ago
NUMBERR 1, 3 AND 15 ARE HILARIOUSSSS!!
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frenchfrye10 · 1 decade ago
all i had to do was read #1 and i favorited:D
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Nerdy_Emo23 · 1 decade ago
lol! i emailed this to my friends say we have to do this!! lol
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peaceout2908 · 1 decade ago
luv #14 laugh my head off
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gfcookies218 · 1 decade ago
Sooooo doing #1!!!!!!!!

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rollercoaster_kid3 · 1 decade ago
i did #13 and 2... i got kicked out. =P
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XXsexysportsbabeXX · 1 decade ago
ohhhh my goshh !!!!! hhahah i LOVE thiss! haha i was crackin uppp when i saw it (: !!
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xxhurdlerxx · 1 decade ago
Made me laugh sooo hard!!!
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keerriix3 · 1 decade ago
iwish you could do all this without getting kicked out of the store , hahahhaha .
the quote was hilarious though (:
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rebeccaaax123 · 1 decade ago
hahahaha! thats so funny.
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brisapimpppp · 1 decade ago
lmfao,
i couldn't stop laughing,
the whole time i read it,
i sent it around to my friends,
they loved it !
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tHiNk_keLLyY · 1 decade ago
thuis is sooooo freaking funny

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MaRiSa_824 · 1 decade ago
I DID DO ONE OF THEM. I ROLLED THE BALL DOWN THE AILE AND I YELLED AT THE TOP OF MY LONGS GO PIKACHU GO!! BUT SADLY THE MANIGER WAS RIGHT AT THE END OF THE AILE AND THE BALL HIT HIM SO I GOT IN BIG TROUBLE.
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twilightgirl892 · 1 decade ago
Everytime i read these, i crack up for everyone. lol
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