Signs That You're Too
24. You lose
arguments with objects.
23. You have to
hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the
22. Your Job is
interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor
finds traces of blood in your alcohol
20. Your career
won't progress beyond Senator from
19. You sincerely
believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -
coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands
and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking
16. You can focus
better with one eye closed.
15. The parking
lot seems to have moved while you were in the
Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past
13. You fall off the
12. Hey, five
beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking
10. At AA
meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is...
9.Your idea of
cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar
says 'Hi' when you come in...
Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and
wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober
as a sudge.
2.You wake up
screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the
and last but not
1.Your twin sons
are named Barley and Hops!
Signs That You're Too Drunk ... 24. You lose arguments with
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