Signs That You're Too
Drunk ...
24. You lose
arguments with objects.
23. You have to
hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the
earth.
22. Your Job is
interfering with your drinking.
21. Your doctor
finds traces of blood in your alcohol
stream.
20. Your career
won't progress beyond Senator from
Massachusetts.
19. You sincerely
believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.
18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -
coincidence? - I think not!
17. Two hands
and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking
problem!
16. You can focus
better with one eye closed.
15. The parking
lot seems to have moved while you were in the
bar.
14. Senators
Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past
you.
13. You fall off the
floor...
12. Hey, five
beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget
dinner!
11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking
you
10. At AA
meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is...
uh..."
9.Your idea of
cutting back is less salt.
8.The whole bar
says 'Hi' when you come in...
7.You think
Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and
Alcohol.
6.Roseanne looks
good.
5.Don't recognize
wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
4.That pink
elephant followed you home again.
3.You're as jober
as a sudge.
2.You wake up
screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the
night.
and last but not
least...
1.Your twin sons
are named Barley and Hops!
Signs That You're Too Drunk ... 24. You lose arguments with
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