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Dad   -  Eat the rest of your dinner before you leave the table please!!!

Me-   OMG If i eat any more i will get BLOATED
           THEN my stomach will S T R E C H

                
THEN i will wanna eat MORE ALL the time
              THEN i will get
dangerously obese
                THEN i will have no self confidence and EAT MORE for comfort
                  THEN we will run out of money from all the food i'm eating

                    THEN we will have to get McDonalds E V E R Y NIGHT
                      THEN I WILL GET DIABETES AND DIE!!!!
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Dad - Eat the rest of your dinner before you leave the table

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