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  1. x0softball_luver0x x0softball_luver0x
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 3:22pm UTC
    FAVORiTE THiS
    [i f y o u k n o w s o m e o n e w h o s h o u l d b e h i t b y a b u s]
    (:
    lol (:

  2. morganashley morganashley
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC
    hey guys.
    my best friend was
    just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
    so, for every heart/favorite i get,
    i'm going to donate a dollar to
    any cancer foundation that i can.
    this is not a joke you guys...
    i wouldn't joke about this...
    i'm sort of trying to
    raise awareness as well.
    so please!
    favorite this quote?

  3. TayTay10200 TayTay10200
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 11:28pm UTC
    Do Not highlight this quote.
    Now Fav this quote if you just did
    you dare devil =)

  4. anaxheart625 anaxheart625
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2010 7:25am UTC
    Am I the only one...
    who looked out the window as a kid;
    & watched lame cartoons about the future in 2000
    thinking five years later would be just like that?
    Well..
    it's been about ten years;
    Where the heck is my flying car?
    & why in the world does everything look the same?


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  6. i_love_pink_247 i_love_pink_247
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 7:47pm UTC
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  7. live_laugh_love_8 live_laugh_love_8
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 7:19pm UTC
    Today
    I was sitting in the airport when a little girl asked her dad how long an hour was. He responded with
    "Two Phineas and Ferbs"
    MLIA
    *mylifeisaverage.com


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  9. xbl0ndiiex xbl0ndiiex
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2009 3:16pm UTC
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  10. Softball_Chic_09 Softball_Chic_09
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    Things To Do At An Amusement Park:
    1.Before the ride starts, bounce around in your seat and yell “AHHHH!!! THIS RIDE IS INTENSE!!”
    2. Get on the baby rides (if you can) and start crying because you’re scared.
    3. Sit next to a random person on a crazy roller coaster and tell them that you hope you don’t puke this time.
    4. Go up to the workers who run the pirate ship and ask them if real pirates are on the ride.
    5. Go on a sky ride and throw stuff at the people that are walking under you.
    6. Yell “IT’S GUNNA STORM!!” even if it isn’t to try to get people out of the park so the lines are shorter.
    7. Go up to parents of kids that are crying and say “You must be so proud” and point to the kid.
    8. Ask if you can cut the line because you left your stuffed dog by the entrance and you don’t want it to run away.
    9. Go on the carousal and start crying. When people ask why, say your horse bit you.
    10. Go up to someone who works in the water park and ask them if someone has peed in the pool yet today.
    11. Go up to the people who work at the pirate ship in the water park and ask if the ship has ever sunken.
    12. When you are about 2” in the wave pool, yell “AHHH!!! IT’S TO DEEP!!”
    13. Go up to the manager at the water park and complain its too wet.
    14. Go up to random people and go “PEW! PEW! PEW!” with your hands in gun-form.
    15. Go up to random people and tell them to dance like a chicken.
    16. Go up to a random person and bark.
    *credit to cheerbabeeexox3 for #1-7
    *credit to me for #8-16

  11. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 8:45pm UTC
    ------>Drink triple
    See double
    Act single<------

  12. taylorswiftfanxx16 taylorswiftfanxx16
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 8:54pm UTC
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  13. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    “Dude. It’s not stalking, okay?
    It's caring enough about someone to learn things
    about them they won't tell you themselves.”

  14. peace_out13 peace_out13
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:03pm UTC
    is it just me or is lunch period the strangest thing in the world?
    the same ten of us, sit at the same lunch spot. every day
    we talk about the randomest things. everyday
    we get in fights, and deal with drama. everyday
    but lunch period, is still my favorite period of the whole day :)

  15. Xxraindrop_jonasxX Xxraindrop_jonasxX
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    cinderella?
    what's that, an illness?

  16. xobballxblondiieox xobballxblondiieox
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:18pm UTC
    thank you, for my daily recommended
    amount of ANNOYING!
    -haha. gotta love what i like about you.

  17. Stella242 Stella242
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2009 9:23pm UTC
    My friends are the ones that if a house was on fire we would make smores and hit on the firemen.


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