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  1. courtneylol_* courtneylol_*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    FAV
    if you think witty should have instant messaging.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#108
    When a teacher erases the board; but sloppily leaves a mark or two, I go insane on the inside.
    nmq.nmf,

  4. pInKlOvEr4eVa pInKlOvEr4eVa
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    I got a bed sheet that's a Twister mat.
    Wanna play?
    ( ;

  5. audreylovesyou audreylovesyou
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    12:30- Them: Hey
    12:31-Me: Hi
    12:54- *Offline*
    ....Thats Cool too....

  6. mankeyman19 mankeyman19
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Yesterday, I lost a game of Call of Duty, and I was angry at myself.
    So now, after a lot of thinking, I have decided to leave myself out of my will.

  7. amberh94 amberh94
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    You know when food is extremely hot and you
    blow on it to cool it down.
    Am I the only one catching myself doing it to
    ice cream as well?

  8. xofieldhockey9ox xofieldhockey9ox
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you shout out a wrong answer in class with confidence.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. miss_gigglesxoxo miss_gigglesxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    In 2013, im going to sit back,
    watch the movie 2012
    and laugh...
    credit to Jayciecutie01

  10. boredalot101 boredalot101
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Who else....
    Chews on their straw :P
    Nmf!!!

  11. magictrix61 magictrix61
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Im Not as Think as You drunk i Am.-MagicTrix61

  12. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    fave if you ever
    did something really stupid
    infront of someone
    that you really like.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. daedae4ever daedae4ever
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;highlight
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  14. ImInLoveUnfortunately ImInLoveUnfortunately
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  15. ispeakonlytruth ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    A MAN RUNS INTO A BAR
    don't you think he should have ducked?

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:26am UTC
    my friend: "guess what got stuck in my mouth a few minutes ago?"
    me: "I can't think of a non-suggestive reply to that question."
    friend: "shut up, it wasn't in my mouth, just stuck in my braces."
    me: "ouch, that must have been painful for him."
    friend: "it wasn't THAT, it was a carrot! i was eating a carrot!"
    me: "ahh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?"

  17. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    How in the world,
    am I expected to forget someone as amazing as you?

  18. Wallacebabe123 Wallacebabe123
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Like if you are a teenager
    comment your age if your older or younger
    lets find out if we have more
    older people or yonger people on witty;)

  19. Angie5436 Angie5436
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Spongebob:
    "Can you hear me?"
    Patrick:
    "No, it's too dark"

  20. rocker09 rocker09
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    That Awful Moment
    When you don't see your school's name scrolling across the bottom of the news after a giant snow storm
    -rocker09

:)

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