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my friend: "guess what got stuck in my mouth a few minutes ago?"
me: "I can't think of a non-suggestive reply to that question."
friend: "shut up, it wasn't in my mouth, just stuck in my braces."
me: "ouch, that must have been painful for him."
friend: "it wasn't THAT, it was a carrot! i was eating a carrot!"
me: "ahh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?"