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WhatAJoke08

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Member Since: 18 Nov 2011 11:13am

Last Seen: 12 Feb 2013 06:38pm

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  1. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Missed witty. Uggh so boreddd

  2. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNGGGG CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY TIL WE SEE THE SUN!!!!! LETS PRETEND ITS LOVE!! <3

  3. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:18am UTC
    SO MUCH DEPENDS
    UPON
    A SILVER FAUCET
    WHICH FREES
    CRYSTAL CLEAR
    WATER THAT
    SATISFIES MY
    THIRST!

  4. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 11:11am UTC
    Girl: hey
    Boy: Uhm? Hi
    Girl: Whats Up?
    Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
    Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
    ... Boy: ???
    Girl: Do You like Me back?
    Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
    Girl: Oh.
    Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
    Boy: Bye.
    2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
    #REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

  5. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My friend katherine made a shirt with a big mac on it that said "Mc Lovin" and on the back YA KNOW???

  6. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    what is a parrot's favorite letter? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  7. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    8 out of every 10 people know a ginger
    1 out of 20 gingers have a soul.

  8. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    If you're lucky
    enough to be
    different don't
    ever change.
    Taylor Swift

  9. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    blehhh arrrggg

  10. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    i just came back from hiking SEVEN FREAKING MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid hiking but had sooo much fun @ Frost Valley!!!!!!

  11. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    What is their name? Franki
    Are you friends with this person? NahhDo you talk in this class? OH HELL YESIs this person your worst enemy? Not really he is a quite a pain though.
    THE PERSON WHO SITS IN FRONT OF YOU IN SOCIAL STUDIES
    What is their name? KATIE TAre they smart? YOU COULD SAY THAT
    THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    What is his/her name? Emma, Kiki, Franki and MarcAre they funny? but of courseAre they your best friend? only kikiDo you play the same sport? not really
    THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    What’s their name? Scott and Gio
    Are they funny? Gio is hysterical!!Annoying? THEY ARE AWESOME
    ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    What is their name? Kiki a.k.a Katherine
    Can you talk to them about just anything? of course but she'll make a joke about itThey your best friend? sure
    RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    In a relationship? No.
    One thing you want most? LOTS OF SHOESSYour hair color? BrunneteFavorite class? ScienceFavorite teacher? Mr. McErlean is the bestestHave a lot of people changed or do they act differently? but of course darlinWas there a lot of drama this year? F*CK YEAH!!Make any friends? Yeah SOMELose any friends? Not really

  12. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Wouldn't you
    like,
    to know what im thinking about.

  13. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    A few years ago a mother and a father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
    Later in the night, the babysitter got bored and so she wanted................................. to watch t.v but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didn't have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage) so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable t.v in the parents room. Of course the parents said it was okay, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said..... take the children and get out of the house..... we'll call the police... we don't have a clown statue..... the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
    if you don't re-post within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next 2 your bed at 3:00am with a knife in his hand :P Creeeepy
    i don't usually do these, but THIS WAS SO FREAKY

  14. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Leave all your love and your longing behind
    You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

  15. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I feel like I am going to FADE INTO DARKNESS

  16. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    I’ve loved you for a long time but you just don’t see and I’m starting to believe that I don’t exist to you.

  17. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    hey guess what..................
    YOU DONT SAY!!!
    did u say this in a british accent?

  18. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Cool story bro! Tell it again -_-

  19. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

  20. WhatAJoke08 WhatAJoke08
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    50th QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHH SO HAPPY THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FAVED MY OTHER QUOTES LOVE Y'ALL.

:)

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