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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  3. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 9:23am UTC
    imagine
    meeting
    someone
    of your
    mixed up
    soul. *
    who understood even the dustiest corners

  4. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    /\
    /\ /\ / \
    /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ / \
    / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \______________________________________________________
    \ / \/ \ / \ /\ / \/ \ /
    \/ \/ \ / \/ \/
    \/
    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.

  5. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."

  6. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Someone asked me if I believe in second chances.
    I guess, I don't know. It depends what you did to screw up the first chance.

  7. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son : No
    Dad : The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
    Son : Then it's okay
    Dad goes to Bill gates.
    Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
    Bill Gates : No
    Dad : My son is the CEO of World Bank
    Bill Gates : Then it's okay.
    Dad goes to President of World Bank
    Dad : Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
    President : No
    Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
    President : Then it's okay
    This is BUSINESS


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    we are no more than strangers.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    instead of staring at google
    WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
    open this link: www.essaytyper.com
    you're welcome xoxo

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)
    They see me rolling.
    They hating.
    (notmyfaces but phrase is mine)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    It’s really weird
    thinking about how every person you walk by
    has a name and a personality and
    a group of friends you’ll never know
    and a messed up family
    or an awesome family
    or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed
    or are having the best or worst day of their life.
    There are a lot of people around
    and I’ll hardly know any of them.

  15. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
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  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    The Truth Behind Player
    Every girl thinks she can change a player,
    but the truth is,
    it’s not the player that needs to change, it’s the girl.
    Because every player
    is on a mission to find that one girl
    that makes him lose his desire to play.

  17. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    My whole life I thought air was free..
    until I bought a bag of chips.

  18. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Screw school,
    I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

  19. livelifealltheway livelifealltheway
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    How come guys can see how big our boobs are,
    but we can’t see how big their penises are?
    Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

  20. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    We're all in the same game, just different levels.
    Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

:)

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