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  1. soccerluver22 soccerluver22
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:30am UTC
    I think you're eyebrows
    need a divorce.

  2. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:20am UTC
    I have something to tell you
    128√e980
    Cover top half of equation
    all credit to goldielocks11, this just made my day.

  3. cutiebear07 cutiebear07
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:47am UTC
    nmf
    Son: Why is fishie floating on top?
    Mum: Dont worry, it's planking

  4. Cookie_ninja_xo Cookie_ninja_xo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2008 5:02pm UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
    **ALL MINE**
    Oh my goodness this took me so long!
    Hope you like!
    Thought these would be pretty funny to do!
    [I did some of them]
    Rate for mee ;)

  5. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    "Who's that?"
    "What are they doing?"
    "What's happening?";
    "Shut up and watch the movie".

  6. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  7. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Dear perverts,
    I don't suck on popsicles, I viciously bite them.
    Sincerely, how's that for a mental image?
    nmq

  8. BiebeFeveGirl BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    I believe that unicorns
    were the first to call eachother
    dickheads.

  9. princessbela97 princessbela97
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    Imagine...
    How many friends we'd have on facebook.
    if all the witty girls added eachother.

  10. alwaysnicole alwaysnicole
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    -------------------------
    Those horrible thoughts
    you create when you overthink.
    the ones that have you crying for hours.
    the ones that scare you.
    the ones that make you push people away,
    so they don't push you away first.
    the ones that you can't comprehend.
    The ones that make you think how much
    you actually have to lose in your life.

    -------------------------
    nmf.

  11. nellbell624 nellbell624
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Looking at a friend
    && saying:
    "I will if
    you will."
    nmf/tumblr

  12. LivvyLynne LivvyLynne
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU REMEMBER DRAWINGThis wicked little thing. ---- / \ / \ l l l l l l l l l \ \ / \ \ / \ \ l l l l l l l l l \ / \ / --- nmf
    .

  13. AllAboutUs AllAboutUs
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    true fact;
    Getting punched
    in the boob>>
    hurts
    just as bad as getting kicked in the balls..
    ...at least we dont fall to the ground crying..
    ^just proves girls are stronger than guys.
    not my format.

  14. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:53am UTC
    first day of school;
    walking into a class, seeing who's in it, and thinking,
    "you've got to be fuckingg kidding me..."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:25am UTC
    If you have:
    Food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over
    your head and a place to sleep. -You are richer than
    75% of the world. If you have: Money in the bank, your
    wallet, and some spare change. -You are among the top
    8% of the world's wealthiest. If you are: Attending college,
    or planning on attending college. -You are among the top
    1% educated globally. If you woke up this morning, with
    more health than illness. You are more blessed than the
    million people who will not survive this week. If you have
    never experienced: the danger of battle, the agony of
    imprisonment or torture, ,,, or the horrible pangs of starvation.
    -You are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering.
    If you are reading this message: you are more fortunate
    than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
    We all take these things for granted, ,,,,,,, and most of us who
    apply to everything on this can still find things to complain
    about. We're so lucky but we don't realize it. so just think
    about how fortunate you are, be thankful for the loved
    ones in your life, and just smile. :]

  17. _jumpthenfallx3 _jumpthenfallx3
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 2:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:51am UTC
    Periods suck #1
    fall asleep on white sheet.
    wake up on the japanese flag.

:)

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