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Flmw

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Member Since: 9 May 2011 05:25pm

Last Seen: 20 Jun 2015 05:58pm

user id: 172826

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check out my last quote.
bye.

and i sometimes go on when i have to tell someone something important.

  1. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    I'm scared for everyone on witty.
    why? well first, chat just got deleted. becausing we were speaking our minds.
    &&we can now report people.
    that should be good, but my friends got banned for speaking out.
    witty isn't what it used to be.
    goodbye witty. i'm out. for good.

  2. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    &&it's funny how
    like every guy on here is automatically
    labeled fake.
    I'm pretty sure Steve is real.
    juss' sayin.

  3. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    i like totally want a witty best friend brah(:

  4. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    When i was younger,
    I thought that the brushes on the sides of escalators
    were shoe shiners(;

  5. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    personally, i think muffins should be a girl's best friend.
    diamonds taste too weird.

  6. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Fave this and I'll give you a lucky number(:
    Not looking for faves, I'm really bored.

  7. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 12:20am UTC
    I have something to tell you
    128√e980
    Cover top half of equation
    all credit to goldielocks11, this just made my day.

  8. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Jesus can walk on water.
    Humans are 70% water.
    I can walk on humans.
    Therefore, I am 70% jesus.
    -from failbook(x

  9. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    if she's Ke$ha in America,
    is she Ke£ha in England?

  10. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    hey fellow wittians,
    i don't think everyone knows this,
    but this stupid person with no imagination
    copied witty.
    pympyquotes.com sucks.
    us witty girls are coming after you.

  11. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 11:49am UTC
    I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid. And you know, I've been
    through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, and-a-half seconds. And
    if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are.
    And no amount of mermaid magic, or managerial promotion, or some other
    third thing can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid. But
    that's okay! Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to
    Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the
    crown back. So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut.
    And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! But most of all, I'm... I'm... I'm...
    I'M A GOOFY
    GOOBER...!
    found this somewhere XD

  12. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    what if you genuinely think their
    story is cool and you call them bro?

  13. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Something to give your colorblind friend as a present:
    A Rubix Cube

  14. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Your cat has 9 lives
    mine has 18 half-lives.
    Jealous?

  15. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    Fave this,
    if you are a teenager with a pillow pet(:

  16. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Hun, if he breaks your heart,
    make sure you get the pointy end(:
    </3
    -

  17. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    everytime i see a movie
    and I see an an actor from a TV show in it,
    i always think,
    well, there's ONE less show in their world....

  18. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    kayso,
    i'm moving in two days.
    tomorrow i will see my crush for the last time,
    at church.
    i decided to possibly tell him i like him.
    i need some help!
    if this gets 15 faves i'll get my friend to say it for me.
    if it gets 30, i'll do it personally.
    50, a poem in a note.
    100, i'll yell it in front of everyone.
    come on witty girls!
    (not doing this for faves, just wanted to do it.)

  19. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 12:53am UTC
    SUICIDE... should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? Its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After i get all these names im going to make a youtube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Lets show these people how much we care. And someday we can put a end to this!
    Stay strong!
    signatures:
    daddygirl99
    notyouraverageb*tch
    smilez316
    xpeacexbluex
    sexipurplezebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xostaybeautifulxo
    meganbbz
    Annaisheartsyou
    Marie1388
    imnotalone
    girlsmeetsboysx33
    marielove_1369
    nikki12354<333
    jessicalyn09876
    xsamihammiex
    Flmw

  20. Flmw Flmw
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    A TUTORIAL OF WITTY PROFILES
    Why hello there. If you are looking at this now, you may need some help with Witty.
    I will show you in three easy steps:
    1. Well, first, go to my profile.
    2. Okay, look at the word 'follow' under my profile picture.
    3. Well, click that. And never EVER click it again, or your witty will be deleted.
    And that’s how to use Witty in three easy steps!

:)

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