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LadyG
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February 11, 2012 11:58am UTC

Teacher leaves during a test :
Elementary : *silence*
Middle School: *whispers* Who has gum ?
High School : *yells* WHATS THE ANSWER TO N°3 ?!?

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foreverandalways222
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January 29, 2012 8:24pm UTC

today i walked into my house to find my 18, 16, and 12 year old brothers watching Kim and Chloe take over New York...............
my favorite day

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tylerr
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January 21, 2012 7:40pm UTC

cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
fgfdg

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XxDancefortheDeadXx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC

If you die
in an elevator
>>Make sure you
Press<<
^^UP^^

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computernerd567
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:34pm UTC

That awkward little dance
You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans :D

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OMGIMATACO
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January 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC

The American Government:
Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious I killed my child or knew about it and didn't give a crap lol.
court: Sounds good you're free to go.
OJ Simpson:. So after being found not guilty of killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. So that's kind of a slap in your face that I did it and you let me go.
court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenaers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I downlowd ,my music so that I can...
court:HOW DARE YOU BREATHE!

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Read
I
in between
hope
the
she
lines,
was
stupid.
worth it.

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CodySimpsonFan123
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

"Hey! Do you like water?"..."Yes"..."Great you already like 70% of me!

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xXTheBrokenGirlXx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:29pm UTC

My Talents:
speed texting,
procrastination,
sarcasm,
talking back,
& the ability to completely zone out in class
n m f

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Changing the date
on your homework to make it look like you did it earlier.

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COOL_STORY_BRO
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January 20, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Anything you can do
a 10-year-old asian can do better.
nmf/nmq

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jtcozzy
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January 20, 2012 2:23pm UTC

This is me;
-hmmm, i wonder what time it is.* looks at phone*~puts phone away~- wait a second- I DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE CLOCK
ThatsSoMeee 's format.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC

Friend:You ask!
Me: No, you ask!
Friend:No, you ask!
Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
ask you a question?
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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