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The American Government:

 


Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious I killed my child or knew about it and didn't give a crap lol.
 
court: Sounds good you're free to go.

 
OJ Simpson:. So after being found not guilty of killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. So that's kind of a slap in your face that I did it and you let me go. 



court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.



Teenaers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I downlowd ,my music so that I can...


court:HOW DARE YOU BREATHE!


 
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The American Government: Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious

588 faves · 8 comments · Jan 20, 2012 7:53pm

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LongLive17266 · 1 decade ago
best quote in a long time.
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maddig11 · 1 decade ago
hahaha
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ImAbbey · 1 decade ago
America huh? :D lmfao♥
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Whahahaha. True that
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crista601 · 1 decade ago
exactlyy.
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livelifetothefullestx3 · 1 decade ago
Uh huh.
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kaassiieelynn* · 1 decade ago
me and my sister just laughed not kidding for 5 minutes after reading this ♥
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
Basically.
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