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  1. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I wish this website still made me happy.
    I wish nothing had changed.
    I wish quotes would get 2,000+ faves again.
    I wish more people came on here.
    I wish the fights and disagreements would come back, because at least back then, we were talking.
    I wish I could come on witty and instantly be happy.
    I wish I could go through 10+ pages of the top quotes and not be annoyed by all the repeats.
    I wish i could spend hours thinking of, writing, and editing quotes.
    I wish I could meet more friends on here.
    As much as I wish all this would happen, it won't. At least not anytime soon.
    I"m sorry guys.
    Witty's dead.
    Or at least, the old Witty, the amazing one that saved my life, is dead.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    if you watch the Harlem Shake backwards,
    it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    Hit the Lights- Selena Gomez
    She Don't Like the Lighs- Justin Bieber.
    what a coincidence.

  4. lovelyandtheworld13 lovelyandtheworld13
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:29am UTC
    if it actually started raining men
    i think i would just start crying and really terrified
    and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
    and pretend i couldn't hear the sound of slamming bodies
    up on my roof
    under no circumstanes would i think 'hallelujah'.

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Sleepovers when you were 10:
    Omfg lets stay up till 4am and prank call people and gossip and have a sugary midnight feast!!
    Sleepovers at you're 14/15/16:
    Shut the fck up you c/nt I'm trying to sleep. I swear if I hear you breathing one more time, I'll end your fcking existence. Seriously do you want to fcking sleep outside.

  6. Trustmeee Trustmeee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    90% of girls would rather be called beautiful instead of hot.
    The other 10% is happy if she gets any kind of compliment at all.

  7. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    My mum complained that I've never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger.
    Apparently, it was the wrong one.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    school attendance
    would go up by like 300% if we had
    cool padded swirly chairs or
    bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs
    harder than the rock that gets
    stuck at the bottom of your shoe
    format jimmy365

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    my friend
    knows a guy called
    Glen Coco and everyone’s
    always saying
    “You go, Glen Coco”
    to him but he’s
    never seen Mean Girls so
    he just thinks people are
    really supportive
    format jimmy365

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    You never realize how offensive your music is
    Until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat

  11. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    I love Austin Mahone
    He's adorable and perfect
    mahomie for life

  12. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    "My favorite one in the group
    was Zayn, until he stole my
    meal. Now Harry is my
    favorite."
    -Niall Horan

  13. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    One Direction Insults:
    Louis: Boys with as/es like mine don't talk to girls with faces like yours.
    Harry: I care about you like Niall cares about childbirth.
    Niall: I can make your girl scream louder just by clicking the follow button.
    Zayn: Your face is as ugly as mine is sexy.
    Liam: I know you are but what am I!!

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:50am UTC
    What you SHOULD say to people dealing with any of these
    Anxiety: This too shall pass, even if that sounds corny and cliche. Your anxiety will subside, you are not dying, you will not die from this, everything is going to be fine. Keep taking deep breaths, try and stay focused.
    Depression: You are valid and your emotions are valid. You are a good, strong person, even if you don't feel like you are right now. Things do get better, and I know you can get through this.
    Se.xual Orientation: Your body, your life, your bedroom. You choose what you do with it, and I get no say in the matter, because I am not you. I'll respect you no matter what.
    Bipolar: The sun also rises. For all your bad days, weeks, or longer--you also have good ones just beyond the horizon. You know better than anyone what it means to finally hit those "highs" in your life. And I hope that you just keep growing and strengthening yourself through your treatment to extend those happy moments.
    Self harm: This is your body and I'll never pass judgement over you for the things you choose to do with it. However, you should really consider speaking with a counselor about this. Not because you're "bad", but because I just want you to be safe.
    Eating disorders: It's okay to eat, you have permission. Eating will not make you fat, ugly, or worthless. Eating will make you strong, healthy, and lively. You deserve to eat, you deserve happiness.
    Abuse: What they did was wrong, and you had no consenting part in it. You have no need to feel guilty or shamed, although I understand that may be exactly how you are feeling right now. They're the ones at fault here, and the ball is entirely in your court if you choose to report them for that, which you are rightfully entitled to do.
    Suicide: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You are valuable and your existence is valuable. There are billions of people on this planet, and even if you think everyone hates you and no one cares, they do and they will. You can find so many friends and loved ones if you just allow yourself the time to look for them. The world turns out to be a beautiful place and you deserve to be alive to see that.
    Se.xual assault: What they did was vile and disgusting. Yes, you're now left with this horrible, traumatic event to move on from, but your life is not entirely lost. Recovery is possible, and an unfortunately large number of people have to go through that-- but they make it to the other side. So can you, you can do this. You're not dirty, you're not a "s|ut" or a "wh0re", you are a human being whose rights were violated. But you are strong, and I know you can move past this in due time.
    Multiple Personality Disorder: I'll always love you no matter who you are. I only hope the absolute best for you during your recovery and treatment, and maybe one day I'll be so privileged as to love you as one whole.
    Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: The pain of suddenly reliving horrific events is almost unimaginable for me. Please try and remember that although it feels like it's real and it's happening right now, that it's not. You are okay, you are fine, and you are safe. You are in the present here and now, and that past can't manifest itself again to come and physically hurt you. Everything is just fine, these feelings will pass and you're going to be okay.
    Schizophrenia: I am real and I can promise you that. I care. Try and find something grounding for you, an object that you can cling to to help you distinguish between whether or not you're hallucinating. You are not a freak, you are not a monster. You're a human being with rights and emotions who happens to be ill right now.


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  16. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    "She's cute and all but she doesn't have a thigh gap." - Said no guy. Ever.
    Girls, please don't starve yourself or do crazy things to your body. You're beautiful no matter what. Fat is not a feeling.

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Girl: Who has two thumbs and went shopping yesterday?
    Girl: THIS GIRL
    Girl: *points to herself*
    Me: Guess who was who thumbs and doesn't care?
    Me: *smacks with a brick*


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  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 1:09am UTC
    the best things in life according to me:
    - long tight hugs from people who smell good
    - writing with a really nice new pen
    - wearing big old shirts and jumpers
    - other peoples' birthdays
    - the look on little kids faces when they find money on the ground
    - holding the door open for old people
    - when small animals fall asleep on you
    - forehead kisses when you're tired
    - iced coffees with whipped cream on top
    - laughing at your own jokes
    - 3am heart-to-hearts
    - when teachers tell you that you're doing well
    - getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets on it
    - babies laughing
    - playing with/styling other peoples' hair
    - finding a song that describes your life
    - waking up on a saturday morning and going back to sleep


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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