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  1. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    I know it's "cool" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop I mean that's somebody's daughter

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  3. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 12:52pm UTC
    50 shades of dark circles under my eyes. XD

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    I can run..
    I'm slower
    than a herd
    of turtles
    stampeding
    through
    peanut butter,
    but I can run.

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    we need a day where every user
    uses this format so the whole of
    wity becomes this crazy whirlpool
    of colour♥

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    best april fool's day joke: my life

  7. StayStrongAndStarve StayStrongAndStarve
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:23am UTC
     
    I think a lot of overweight girls are hypocrites. I'm naturally tall and skinny, I eat what I want, I don't starve myself, and I am beautiful. 
    So why are you allowed to love your 'curves' but it is wrong for me to love my 'bones'?
    Why is it okay for you to call me  anorexic but horrible for me to call you fat?
    If you can tell me to gain weight, why can't I tell you to lose weight? 
    If you can be beautiful for being big, I can be beautiful for being small. Get over it.

  8. Perri917 Perri917
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 12:07am UTC
    ..I could probably spend my whole life on pro ana and mia sites..


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 3:12pm UTC
    wedding vows 2030
    do you promise to fave her and retweet her,
    in good tweets and in bad,
    and follow her until death do you part?

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 2:28pm UTC
    can i unfollow my problems

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    "hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS F CKING SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

  15. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    How do you even eyeliner?

  16. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    RANT ALERT :
    This might make some people angry..But whatever. Here goes nothing:
    You know why Witty's almost dead??
    The top quote gets, like an average of about 75 faves a day.
    And maybe if its a guy or a popular Wittian,um 90 maybe.You
    know why?Because not a lot of people fave quotes
    All or most of the quotes here are about love or relationships or
    break-ups and blah blah..I mean, seriously, love is not your entire life,
    okay??Its not all boys and girls and butterflies and hearts and valentines
    or whatever, all the time.
    So many of the quotes here are from Tumblr or facebook.C'mon, Is it
    so hard to come up with your own?And many quotes are from Witty as well.
    The same quote gets posted every once in a few weeks.What pÏsses me off
    is that it'll still get faves.And the original quotes are almost neglected.
    I joined Witty beacause all of you here were so nice, because it was not unfair like
    the real world it was almost like an escape for me.I felt accepted, for once in my life.
    But over the past month, i've been feeling so "not home" here and its almost like
    a school with popular kids and all that shït.Maybe its a personal problem and
    nobody probably cares, but we need to stop all this and get Witty back up.
    Start faving more quotes
    Start making more quotes,your own quotes and stop stealing them from other sites just to be popular
    SAVE WITTY
    i'm done.
    thank you for reading this

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    When I get comfortable with a person,
    I start using them as footrests and pillows.

  18. soccerboy14 soccerboy14
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I'm a Catholic and I support gay marriage.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 10:10am UTC
    I love how half of you little sh.ts think I give a flying f.ck what you think.
    Newsflash, I don't f.cking care. I love it when you guys point out obvious things. I'm c.ocky? I'm rude? I'm full of myself? No f.cking sh.t. That has been adressed in the real world a long, long time ago. Those are all known facts that you do not need to point out. I am 100% okay with you guys insulting my personality because you're just little sh.ts hiding behind your computer screen trying to feel superior to a motherf.cking 15 year old.
    However, I do have a problem with this.
    I am not okay with you insulting my religion. I am not okay with you stereotyping me because of one of my ethnicites. I am not okay with you insulting my beliefs (which I have never even f.cking elaborated on so don't even act like you know everything about them).
    Newsflash!
    Yes I am a Roman Catholic. I believe in God, that Jesus is my saviour, and I believe in the Holy Spirit. I believe the stories in the bible. Now, many of you will call me ignorant for this. I don't care if your Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, or all the other branches of religion I am not including because it would just be too long. I don't care if your atheist. If that's what you believe, all power to you! If I don't judge you for your religious affiliation, you shouldn't just me on mine.
    Newsflash!
    Yes, my ancestors were Polska Roma. Polish Romani's. Romani's. Polish gypsies. Gypsies. Travellers. Whatever you would like to call them. Yes, I am Romani. But that doesn't give you permission to call me dirty, a thief, a pikey, or any other insult you want.
    Newsflash!
    It is a known fact that I am against abortion. I have many reasons, many of which I have not elaborated on because they are personal and I don't need any of you knowing everything about me. Just because I don't believe in something, doesn't mean I'm gainst it. If a woman gets an abortion because of the right reasons, okay! Great! Good for her! Yes, I am against it. But I can understand why a woman would get one. I can support a woman who got one if it was for the right reasons. I can be against something and not want to make it illegal. I mean, I'm against vegetables, but do I go around trying to make them motherf.cking illegal?
    This is a concept called being open minded, something many of you have yet to comprehend.
    So, this iturned out to be longer than I intended, but it had to be said.
    More than half of you need to learn your place and learn that it is not socially acceptable to insult people in the ways that you do, even if it is on the internet.

  20. The_Sky_Is_Falling* The_Sky_Is_Falling*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    "If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord
    and has good will, who am I to judge?"
    The f.ucking pope, man.
    Like, you don't get anymore religious than the pope
    (besides like a cult leader or some s.hit.)
    I mean, if the head of the catholic church can be
    okay with it, and realize it's not his place to judge,
    then you should be able to, too.
    The pope has spoken; so if you could stop using
    religion as a way to justify homophobia, that'd be great.

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