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IGotTheFacts
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April 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC

Fact #8-
You Can't Think Of An English Word To Rhyme With The Word "Month" Because There Isn't One...
now fave this quote if you started making up words.

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OMG_somebody_actually
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:14pm UTC

fave this and i'll follow you(:

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Breathe_Carolina_true_fan
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:14pm UTC

When you see a little kids show and think
" Oh my god. What ever happened to the good shows like BLUE'S CLUES?! "

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babyimaddicteddd
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Time flies, only yesterday,
was the
time of our lives ♥

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Expecting someone's
phone call, then it rings
and you're like
"YEAH?!?"
a n d i t ' s n o t t h e m .
Format by Breeze

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sophierules
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Me: mom
Me: mom
Me: mom
Me: mom
Mom: What??
Me: I'm hungry
Mom: what do you want?
Me: food.

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teephan3
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I'm flipping my hair.....
And your not getting overwhelmed.
Figures.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:05pm UTC

x
x
x
x
MENU
► ll
►►l
►►l
Music is what feelings sound like.
x
x
That is all.♥
nmf

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I'm such a jerk;
right now I am texting my friend who is obsesed with One Direction
and I am pretending to be Louis and she believes me
♥

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loveyouthisbig
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:26pm UTC

credittoforgeter
I'm not fat,
My stomach is 3D.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Scott: How do you know about One Direction?
Me: They were on the X Factor.. The British X Factor
nmq/nmf
Whoa! How did you understand them, did they speak British? Did someone speak American for them?
*Facepalm*
nmq/n
True story

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Alexoxo519
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Harry walked into a glass door once in LA, and Niall couldn't stop laughing at him.
Then Niall ended up walking into it himself.
I loveonedirection♥

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Hotty09
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:44pm UTC

yes dad,every guy i text is my boyfriend.

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Marshearts
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

You drink water, breath, and blink? We have SO MUCH IN COMMON...I hear wedding bells!
♥

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niallsexyhoran
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 6:44pm UTC

They should make an award for....
Anyone who uses a whole entire stick of chapstick without losing it.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 11:03am UTC

Oh, yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Yep, we've gone pretty far.
We've even showered together.
Yeah, that's right...
Meet Mr. Rubber Ducky.

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Getting A Haircut With
One Direction:
Harry: DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.
-Tumblr

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伤*
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 12:36pm UTC

" Dreams come true, believe always.
i dreamt every night
of becoming a singer. "
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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hannah143
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC

And I'm pretty sure
I'll still be using my Witty account when I'm old and in the nursing home.
So I can, you know, vent about my squeaky wheelchair.
-All mine.
format credit goes to (dancergrl101)

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Did you know...
Your eyes are most sensitive to yellow-green.
That's why you almost just went blind.

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