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Waffle
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January 25, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"

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Cammie
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January 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Where can I buy skinny genes?

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jimmy365
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January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC

do you ever
make a huge scene
and then march off to your bedroom but
eventually you get hungry and you
feel like you can’t leave your room because you
want to prove a point or something
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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伤*
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January 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC

Fan: niall, what do you want in a best friend?
Niall: everything these four have

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:07pm UTC

me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC

• hear noises
• pause music
• complete silence
• play music
• hear noises again
o _ o
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC

Liking someone
really sucks
because there are those moments when you think
you have a slight chance
but then the next second you realize
how stupid you are and you know
they’d never like you back...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 10:02pm UTC

How do people approach their crush?
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra barbeque sauce at McDonalds.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:36pm UTC

If Prince Charles’s ringtone
isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to
be King then what’s the point
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp, metal instruments*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss

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Hale_Storm18
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January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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Hale_Storm18
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January 18, 2013 10:31pm UTC

People who say, "Is it because I'm black?"
10%: Black people
90%: White people

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 6:07pm UTC

i farted in the apple store and everyone was mad;
it isn't my fault they don't have Windows.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:34pm UTC

I won't cry for you,
my mascara is too expensive.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 1:01pm UTC

“
Boys think
girls are like books,
if the cover doesn't
catch their eye, they
won't bother to read
what's inside.
”
Marilyn Monroe

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dolph*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:04pm UTC

What the book says: "The curtain was blue"
What the teacher thinks: "The blue colour of the curtain exemplify's the protagonists depression. This is a key element to the premise of the story"
What the author meant: "The curtain is was blue"

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OneDirectionQuotes
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January 24, 2013 11:12am UTC

"They're violent lads, well apart from Niall.
He just sits in the corner and smiles."
-Ed Sheeran

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yourcool
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January 24, 2013 5:57pm UTC

the person who invented marriage was creepy:
"hey, i love you so much, i'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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thetimeisnow
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Plot Twist: Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist: Their child is Mayhem from Allstate

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