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  1. stephiexo87 stephiexo87
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    0 faves= I'm ugly
    3 faves= I'm okay
    7 faves= I'm cute
    15 faves= I'm pretty
    25 faves= I'm beautiful
    30 faves= I'm breathtaking
    Repost this if you aren't afraid

  2. ChaoticBeautyxo* ChaoticBeautyxo*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    He is the kind of guy who
    Remembers the little things. Tells you that he loves you. Holds your hand when you are frightened. Tells everyone to shut it when they are playing fun at you. Always tells you that you are beautiful. Will stay up house until you are asleep. Kisses you from head to two. Assures you that everything will be alright, even when he knows they won't. Never judges you. Will never leave you. ♥

  3. LoLiBlUePaSsIoN LoLiBlUePaSsIoN
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:07pm UTC
    Fave For A Follow
    Comment For A Follow & A Like
    Promise I Will Do Them All & This Is Not A Scam.
    I'm Just Bored :)
    Oh And If You Like Something Of Mine Thats ... A Follow And 2 Likes :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. fergie923 fergie923
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    this boy likes me but he isn't that popular so when i say i like him back people look at me and i think there thinking is {what the hell is she thinking falling in love with a guy who doesn't play football he only plays tennis lame old tennis} well what i want to say to them is [ shut the hell up you bleep he is smart and cute so keep your opinions to yourself ok k]fav if you have ever felt this way plz thx soooo much

  6. LoLiBlUePaSsIoN LoLiBlUePaSsIoN
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    You're Ten And Have An
    I-Pad?
    When I Was Your Age
    I Had An
    Imagination.

  7. lalaloveskacper lalaloveskacper
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    WHEN A GPS TELLS A GAY GUY TO GO STRAIGHT

  8. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

  9. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  10. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  11. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  12. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  13. storyaboutagirl storyaboutagirl
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
    Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
    So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
    and if your a high schooler please leave
    a quick comment
    -xoxo

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  15. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
    " at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
    i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
    notmine

  16. WittyWrites25 WittyWrites25
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:24pm UTC
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  17. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    You're fat.
    It runs in my family!
    No one runs in your family.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC
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  20. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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    That moment when someone asks you your age and you have to think about it for a minute
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

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