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ItsWhatever
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Teenagers:
old enough to know better;
young enough to do it anyway♥
nmf/nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Fell Off The Bed.
Face First.
10 S t i t c h e s .
Huge Scar On Forehead.
T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
nmf

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OliviaOreoo
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I Approached A Kid And Asked:
"What Is Love?"
The Kid Answered:
"Love Is When A Puppy Licks Your Face"
I Laughed But Then He Added:
"Even After You Left Him Alone All Day".
Format by twilightgirl995

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sophsoph24
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:29am UTC

Admit it.
You have over exaggerated how sick you were so you didn't have to go to school.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Mum: Can I use your computer?
Me: Sure.
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of every website*
Me: *Double checks deleted History*
Me: *Closes Chrome*
Me: *Opens Internet Explorer*
Me: Here you go. *stands over her shoulder entire time.*

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"say cheese!"
...or you can look like duck. yeah, that's cool too.

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Mystic
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April 8, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Liam: I'm sorry to all of you that are asleep that miss this tw-
Liam's dad:They're not going to hear you if they're sleeping Liam.
Liam: BUT THEY'LL WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE LATER DAD.
Liam: THAT'S THE POWER OF THE INTERNET.
NMF

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lululala
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 2:20pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No you ask!"
"No seriously! Will you ask?!"
"Fine! Excuse me...................
My friend would like to ask you something."
This happened to any of you before?!

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:37am UTC

Today while sitting in my college class.
I texted my boyfriend saying "I'm Bored".
Not even 5min later he came running in the door yelling
"Troll in the dungeon, just thought you oughta know"
Then collapsed on the floor just like in Harry Potter
Not only was my Teacher laughing so hard he let us go early.
But i think i have found "The One" (:

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Maz117
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:29am UTC

T'h e Best Kinds Of Laughter:
1) Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silet
2) Feeling a 6 pack coming...
3) Tears coming out of your eyes
4) Stomach killing you but you can't stop laughing

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arenaud
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:27am UTC

who else was forced
to play the recorder, as a kid?
nmf

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PrettyXPrincess
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:04am UTC

I was expelled from school
on Pajama day
not my fault I sleep naked.
^^This made me LMFAO
NMQ/NMF

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FullofWit
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC

The Husband Games
putting every Directioner in an arena and fight till death until 5 girls remain for each of the boys

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delirant
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Popular Girl
I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
29 minutes ago · Like
Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
27 minutes ago ' like
Me
I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
My Dad You have me!:D
29 minutes ago · Like

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scropie
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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StayWonderful
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 10:40am UTC

me: gets in shower
me: *too hot*
me: turns knob one centimeter
shower:
WEL COME TO ANTARCTICA.
NMQ

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converse97
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Weird Thought
In 100 years
Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
of dead people.
should i do a series?(:

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 4:06pm UTC

music is my boyfriend ♥♫

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