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Face First.

10  S t i t c h e s .

Huge Scar On Forehead.

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Fell Off The Bed. Face First. 10 S t i t c h e s . Huge Scar

1609 faves · 28 comments · May 9, 2012 4:08pm

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Rainbow185 · 1 decade ago
LOL!
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fredandgeorgeforever · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahah luv that!!!!!! Just woke up whole family laughing x
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animallover721 · 1 decade ago
I just died laughing :D
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PThistle78 · 1 decade ago
you just put a smile on my face...❤ u...though i dont know you...
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SkyBluexxx · 1 decade ago
Lmao.
One of the funniest things I've heard all day.
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Andjela * · 1 decade ago
well im more than glad youre taking this well! :D
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---* · 1 decade ago
i have got to try that!
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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
Like a boss :P
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itsmeeyay · 1 decade ago
Lol my mate did dat
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emsteffers · 1 decade ago
I THINK IM IN LOVEEEEE:0 jk but seriously thats awesome:)
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unknown * · 1 decade ago
lol shame omg x0x0x00x
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Darkness_Of_Depression · 1 decade ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4hNWw6MsuM&feature=youtu.be can you guys please check out my if you really knew me video.. Support would be great!

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polinaagoldberg* · 1 decade ago
Aw I'm so sorry.
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theeluuckyonee · 1 decade ago
if this had happen to me all my friends would say would be...your so blonde
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abkamel* · 1 decade ago
You are my hero...
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gracielucas15 · 1 decade ago
this morning i slammed my head on my bedroom door while trying to walk downstairs. got a concussion. my friends don't call me any cool harry potter name... they just call me stupid
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firsttimeflying · 1 decade ago
My little brother threw a rock at my little sister's head. We call her Hilly Potter. (Hilary)
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xolisaxobabe · 1 decade ago
Haha omg i don't know you, but I love you because this just put the biggest smile on my face :D
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masher33 · 1 decade ago
do it omg
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rawr_ima_kitty · 1 decade ago
Falling out of bed kills 450 people annually in USA. Consider yourself lucky :)
http://www.oddee.com/item_98002.aspx
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