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  1. storyofmylifee storyofmylifee
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:45am UTC
    if it still hurts, you still care...[♥]

  2. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:19am UTC
    How 90's kids learned science:Teacher = 10% Magic School Bus = 45%Bill Nye the Sceince Guy = 40% We all know this is true.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. StayStrongILoveYou StayStrongILoveYou
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Shout Out
    to all the MOMS
    who made the world a better place
    by giving birth to HOT kids
    Love You Mom

  4. Nataliee1102 Nataliee1102
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:17am UTC
    if you're not against gay/
    lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
    are, comment. ♥

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    everything magically appears,
    when your mom looks for it...
    MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

  6. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Dear New Wittians,
    Here are a few tips that'll make you seem like less of a n00b:
    * Read the rules. They're there for a reason.
    * You dont "miss the old Witty." You weren't even there.
    * Try making your own formats. Originality is key.
    * This isn't tumblr. Reblogs / reposts aren't a thing. So
    make your own quotes.
    * We already know all the One Direction facts. This is
    coming from a Directioner: The constant facts are
    freaking annoying.
    * Keep your anger tamed. It's embarrasing to read.
    * This place is a welcoming community, as long as you
    respect us.
    * Don't make sad quotes just for faves. It's disgusting.
    * This place is my safe haven. Stop making it into this
    idiotic Tumblr copycat, please.
    Sincerely,,
    A Fed-Up Member.

  7. calliecalliecalliefornia calliecalliecalliefornia
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:54am UTC
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    That awkward moment when you
    just can't forgive someone.
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:11am UTC
    If I could do it over,
    I WOULD TRADE, GIVE AWAY ALL THE WORDS THAT I SAVED IN MY HEART,
    that I left unspoken.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  10. XoVampLidaBitesXo XoVampLidaBitesXo
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:32am UTC
    That akward moment...
    when your crush is giving you advice on WHO you should go out with! -.-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:45am UTC
    "Niall and Louis don't have as many solos because their voices get girls pregnant."
    -Harry Styles
    nmf

  13. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    The first time I saw him
    his two year old sister was crying during church
    so he picked her up,
    carried her into the other room like a baby,
    and started to play "superman" with her.
    Instant respect.♥

  14. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:25am UTC
    I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.

  15. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    That gorgeous face
    you make while
    ///////////////// putting on mascara

  16. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    PAPERCUT[noun]
    A tree's revenge.

  17. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    ..............
    Want to date someone? Date a zombie.
    Why?
    Because they're the only one's who like girls for their brains♥
    ..............

  18. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    DEAR MEN 45+,
    Sorry to tell you, but your 6 pack you used to have? Yeah, it's gone..
    Sincerely,
    Put your shirt back on,
    you're scaring the children

  19. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    HEAR NOISE OUTSIDE ROOM.
    Sit still for 30 seconds
    PREPARING TO DIE

  20. SLERP SLERP
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    THAT REALLY AWKWARD MOMENT
    When the pad in your bikini top gets messed up.
    [♥][♥][♥]

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