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dinosaurninja13

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Member Since: 1 Jan 2011 09:39am

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Birthday: July 29

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  1. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:25am UTC
    I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.

  2. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:17am UTC
    SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
    Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot."
    SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
    Patrick: "No, Patrick."

  3. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:12am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    *the lights flicker*
    Normal People: Oh, there must be something wrong with the wiring.
    Me: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!

  5. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    a drop in the ocean...
    a change in the weather...
    i was praying that you and me might end up together...

  6. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Today I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed
    "dinosaurs are..." into each. Yahoo's response? "Dinosaurs are extinct.Google's response? "Dinosaurs areJesus ponies." I love you Google. Yahoo should just give up.

  7. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Today, I asked the three year old I was babysitting what his favorite vegetable is. He paused, and replied, "umm, butter." The kid's going places.

  8. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    when i say "i won't tell anybody" my best friend doesn't count...

  9. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    dear google,
    thank you for doing most of my homework for me.
    love,
    me!

  10. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so I think you can reply to my text.

  11. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    You love me. Real, Not Real?
    Real.

  12. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and... I believe in miracles.
    ~Audrey Hepburn

  13. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    Today I went grocery shopping. I wanted to buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, because it was on sale. I saw that there was only one box left and put it in my cart. Right as I did that, someone else walked up to grab it. The lady was very dismayed that I took the last box, and asked me to hand it over or her kid would cry. I told her it was mine and went on my way. A few minutes later, I was at the deli counter and the lady walked up, took my box of cereal, and put it in her cart, then walked away. I couldn't believe it... So I stalked her around the store, and finally, I ran by with my cart, riding on the back of it. I grabbed the box of cereal back out of her cart and rolled off towards the register, all the while loudly humming the Indiana Jones theme song.
    Today I went grocery shopping. I wanted to buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, because it was on sale. I saw that there was only one box left and put it in my cart. Right as I did that, someone else walked up to grab it. The lady was very dismayed that I took the last box, and asked me to hand it over or her kid would cry. I told her it was mine and went on my way. A few minutes later, I was at the deli counter and the lady walked up, took my box of cereal, and put it in her cart, then walked away. I couldn't believe it... So I stalked her around the store, and finally, I ran by with my cart, riding on the back of it. I grabbed the box of cereal back out of her cart and rolled off towards the register, all the while loudly humming the Indiana Jones theme song. Today I went grocery shopping. I wanted to buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, because it was on sale. I saw that there was only one box left and put it in my cart. Right as I did that, someone else walked up to grab it. The lady was very dismayed that I took the last box, and asked me to hand it over or her kid would cry. I told her it was mine and went on my way. A few minutes later, I was at the deli counter and the lady walked up, took my box of cereal, and put it in her cart, then walked away. I couldn't believe it... So I stalked her around the store, and finally, I ran by with my cart, riding on the back of it. I grabbed the box of cereal back out of her cart and rolled off towards the register, all the while loudly humming the Indiana Jones theme song. Today I went grocery shopping. I wanted to buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, because it was on sale. I saw that there was only one box left and put it in my cart. Right as I did that, someone else walked up to grab it. The lady was very dismayed that I took the last box, and asked me to hand it over or her kid would cry. I told her it was mine and went on my way. A few minutes later, I was at the deli counter and the lady walked up, took my box of cereal, and put it in her cart, then walked away. I couldn't believe it... So I stalked her around the store, and finally, I ran by with my cart, riding on the back of it. I grabbed the box of cereal back out of her cart and rolled off towards the register, all the while loudly humming the Indiana Jones theme song.

  14. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    facebook

    Woody: Getting ready to chill with Buzz and some fine plastic ladies...
    34 minutes ago Comment Like
    Slinky Dog: Plastic women? Are ya'll in LA or something?
    Buzz: LOL, no Slinky. Plastic as in Barbies...
    Jessie: U two are PIGS.
    Hamm: What's wrong w/ being a PIG, Jessie?
    Mr. Potato Head: Thanks for the invite, jerks!
    Woody: There are only 2 Barbies coming over, one for me, one for Buzz... Besides you have a wife. stay home and mash that potato.
    Mr. Potato Head: Whatever, did you know Barbie's knees don't bend? Yeah, that's a fact... so have fun with 'em.

  15. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Person 1: Yo, I'm Hungary.
    Person 2: Why Don't You Czech The Fridge?
    Person 1: Okay, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
    Person 2: Hmm... maybe you'll find some Turkey.
    Person 1: Yea I have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK!
    Person 2: Ew man, there is Norway you can eat that.
    Person 1: Yea I know I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.
    Person 2: That sounds good, I think I'll have a Canada chile as well.
    Person 1: Denmark you're name on the can.
    Person 2: Kenya do it for me?
    Person 1: Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
    Person 2: Thanks man, I'm so tired Iran two miles to the store today.
    Person 1: Damn! You must have really run like a Niger.
    haha :)

  16. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    being happy doesn’t mean that everything’s perfect...
    it means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

  17. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    WHO ELSE…
    hates how their voice sounds in a recording?

  18. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    WHO ELSE…
    writes random stuff in your book during class so the teacher doesn’t call on you?

  19. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    dear
    SUMMER,
    where are you?
    ♥me

  20. dinosaurninja13 dinosaurninja13
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    YES I’M FINE.
    FREAKED OUT.
    INSECURE.
    EMOTIONAL.
    NERVOUS.

:)

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