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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    At a funeral.
    Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
    My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
    Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
    A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
    Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
    Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
    Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

  3. faithx3 faithx3
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    All my life I thought air was free...
    until I bought a bag of chips.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
    It physically hurts me
    when I see someone using internet explorer.

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

  6. smile_beautiful smile_beautiful
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    it's kind of funny how i've known you
    for such a short time, but we have
    memories that last centuries.

  7. ashiluvspie ashiluvspie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:35am UTC
    When you talk to your crush from 11 p.m. until 4 a.m.
    "Wow, it's finally 4 a.m...I cannot believe we stayed up this long!"
    and you can't help but get butterflies
    "I know, I'm kind of surprised that you didn't fall asleep again."
    the playful teasing makes your head spin
    "You're probaly more tired than I am..You should probaly go to sleep."
    and your mouth starts to feel numb
    "So should you."
    Your hands start to shake
    "Funny thing is...I stayed up so long that I'm not tired anymore."
    and you make sure not to say the wrong thing
    "Oh, no."
    But his genuine concern makes you want to smile
    "Ah, well, I guess I'll stay up for the rest of the night."
    And you can't help but want a bit more..
    "No, at least try."
    You want to see how far he'll go...
    "It's okay..I have stuff to do anyway..you go to bed."
    And you pause, wanting to say more, before he cuts you off..your heart skips a bit as he speaks
    "Baby, no"
    And that's all it took.

  8. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:54am UTC
    We all different.
    boy,girl,black, white, brown, indain,asain,australian,chinese,skinny,poor
    overweight, blonde hair bruntte hair,black hair, fake hair, bold, short,
    tiny, tall,arty,b!tchy,billonaire,judemental,funny,weird,long nails,short nails,
    freckles,pimples,acne,hairy,
    It doesnt matter.
    But not matter how different you are we should treat people the way
    we want and should be treated.

  9. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Okay, my little brother has autism.
    He is three years old, and his parents our divorced. My ex-stepmother is married to an abusive man. Our father is a recovering alcholic. My present step-mother is as well. It just kills me that he will NEVER be treated 'normal' because of his autism. He will always be looked at funny. And even though autism can stregnthen abilities, such as learning, he will always be treated like he is retarded and can't fend for himself. He is socially akward, but then again, who doesn't have their days? He won't get to have a 'normal' childhood. He already goes through enough, I just.. I wish I could switch places with him. I just wish society wouldn't make it so hard for him to be treated the same. But I had to vent this.. Thanks for reading.

  10. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Never cry over the person who hurts you. Smile & say "Thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you."

  11. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS MY FAULT

  12. sensati0ns sensati0ns
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:41am UTC
    YOU'VE GOT AN SMILE THAT
    ONLY HEAVEN CAN MAKE

  13. Pretty_Petal Pretty_Petal
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Boy : How do i tell her i love her ?
    Girl : Just do it ! :)
    Boy : Ok lets practice it with you :)
    Girl : Ok
    Boy : I love you
    Girl : Aww I love you too hehe :) , now go tell her !
    Boy : I just did <3

  14. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    I believe I can fly
    Got shot by the pizza guy
    All I wanted was some onion rings
    From McDonald's or Burgerking
    I believe I can soar
    Mum slapped me in the grocery store
    Even though I'm 24, I still got an imaginary dinosoar
    I believe I can falI, tripped up on a bouncy ball
    Thought I'd post this funny jokes.
    Even though I got no votes.

  15. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "Fave this quote if you know someone who has or had cancer."
    That wouldn't make cancer go away or bring back our deceased loved ones though, would it?
    ... *GASP* It wouldn't?! Wow, I am SO shocked!
    "Fave this quote if you hate cancer."
    Yeah, because if you get 100,000 faves cancer will kill itself.
    No. Just no. You're insulting the victims of cancer by using it to get favs.

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    "If there are any idiots in the room,
    please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

  17. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 4:00am UTC
    That awkward moment when you laugh randomly because you remember something funny.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:02am UTC
    This girl at my school is in year 10/a seinor
    And she put on instagram, a big letter with a mindmap
    heres the caption...
    "Josh is so perfect, been going out for 2 years now and he dose this
    he made a soppy letter and a mindmapp about all the little things he
    loves about me,he sprayed them both with my favorite after shave of
    his"
    This literally made me want to crawl into a hole and accept im forever alone...

  20. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I've tried and tried
    to get you out of
    my head... Maybe
    it means you
    are meant to
    stay there.

:)

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