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  1. LeahxX LeahxX
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Heres my cup of care> \_/
    Oh looks its empty.
    NMQ-Just liked it.

  2. xxneverthesamexx xxneverthesamexx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:36pm UTC
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  3. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    "i love you."
    today, i realized,
    that if you run full speed, the automatic doors won't open in time.
    not my format
    i
    Really delete this quote?
    <br /> <br /> <div class="row overlined" style="border-top: 5px solid rgb(230, 227, 220); padding: 10px 0pt 30px;"> <div class="column grid_11" style=""> <div style="background-color: rgb(51, 49, 49);"> <div style="line-height: normal;"> <p style="text-align: center;"><br /> <span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">i'm<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"> tired <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">of <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">saying</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: tahoma;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#ffffff" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">"i love you."</span></span></font></span><br /> <span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">when<span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"> all <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">you </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;">say </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;">back </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 36px; font-family: segoe script,tahoma,sans-serif;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px chartreuse;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deeppink;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 20px deepskyblue;">is</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: tahoma;"><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#ffffff" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: nowrap;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">"i know."</span></span></font></span><br /> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(105, 105, 105);">not my format.</span><br /> </p> </div> </div> </div> </div>

  4. _Cameronxx _Cameronxx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're telling your friend something hilarious and they're just like "you already told me.."

  5. Nejin_Karen Nejin_Karen
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed?
    "I don't wanna be Obama self..."♥

  6. epicbeacher epicbeacher
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    Dear kids on are you smarter than a 5th grader,
    what elementary school
    did you go to?
    sincerely,
    i didn't learn that in 5th grade


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
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  9. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  10. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  11. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  12. sksx9 sksx9
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    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  13. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  14. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  15. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  16. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  17. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    BOOKS
    CUTE NOTES
    RAIN
    LONGNIGHTS
    WARMTH
    BIGSWEATERS
    YUMMY
    FOOD
    INTERESTING
    PEOPLE//
    SUNRISES
    FRIENDS
    ALL THE SMALL THINGS
    LAUGTER
    CUTE GUYS
    CREATIVITY
    GOOD MOVIES
    CHOC OLATE
    I C E CREAM
    {INSPIR --ATION}
    HOB BIES
    EXPLOR -ATION
    WEEK ENDS
    CA KE
    LYRICS THAT
    MEAN SOMETHING
    »CARDS«
    FORT UNES
    GLAS -SES
    CAN DLES
    FRESH BAKED
    GOOD JOKES
    FRI} {ENDS
    HAPPY ENDINGS
    FEEL INGS
    CATCHY //TUNES
    GO OD
    MU SIC

    HIS VOICE
    SNOW DAYS
    GUITARS
    BUTTER
    -FLIES
    TEA
    ACCEPTANCE
    GAMES
    SEASONS
    MYTH
    ART
    STICKEY
    NOTES
    YOURSELF

  18. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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