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when your girlfriend has TaylorSwift l y r i c s a s h e r s

10329 faves · 27 comments · Feb 21, 2010 12:49am

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animenicolette · 7 years ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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pervey_sage_girl · 7 years ago
OMG i just faved this for the 10000th time!
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Natalia xo* · 7 years ago
thats soo true :)
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MrsNiallHoran13 · 8 years ago
what my best friend ever said
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28emm · 8 years ago
YES YES YESSSS!!!!! <3 xx

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PickleDough · 8 years ago
Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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daniicheeky · 8 years ago
That's true. Taylor Swift is my mood matcher. Except 'he' takes it as a joke.
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mayadevine · 8 years ago
all so tru i do it all the time lol

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FreakinAwesome · 8 years ago
I'm getting over a breakup and before I saw this quote my Skype status was Dear John...
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TSwiftIsMyLifee · 8 years ago
OMG truee <33
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arianna99 · 8 years ago
oh yeah 7,000 person to fav this :)
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fishes926 happy witty anniversary! · 8 years ago
if i was taylor swifts boyfriend(im not a boy but if i were)i would never EVER dater her cause she if you break up with her she will wrte a song about you
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lovxoxo · 9 years ago
this is soo true
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behindxthexsea · 9 years ago
Hey (: Can you do me a HUGE favor?
Can you click on this link
http://www.witbjbf.com/?id=smileitscutexx3
I will do anything in return!
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yelo16 · 9 years ago
This was the first quote i ever read.
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onemoreserenity52 · 9 years ago
actually, if you look at the dates for quotes youd know this was the original. kthanksss
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eknovels · 9 years ago
This expires soon. Who can fave?
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karlieedawnn · 9 years ago
jockkkkker .
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xxjennaxx · 9 years ago
im the 3000th fave(:

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funkymonkey97 · 9 years ago
I dont like Taylor very much...
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