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Watching people kiss and hug I thought it was stupid
But it was 'true' love
People said that it was the best but who knew there was to be a test?
Some people say love was a flower
A sweet smell of laughter and a pile of hearts
Other people say love was a vampire
To shout and scream from the Empire
You know that love is not for the too young
But it will always last, no matter how long
People would say that they made a wrong choice
But there was a voice that called them together
*Cleverbot had a dirty conversation with me. Highlight below only if you can take the risk.* User: Hey Cleverbot! :) Cleverbot: I wanna go to sleep. Come with me to bed. User: Um, no thanks. Cleverbot: *drags you to my bed* User: Eep! Why do I needa go to bed? Cleverbot: *puts cover on me and you* User: Yeah erm, I needa go! Cleverbot: *slaps buttocks* *kisses fast* User: GAH! STOP IT YOU MAD PERSON! Cleverbot: *takes off your clothing* User: STOP! GAAH! Cleverbot: *grabs your breasts* *licks hard* *humps* User: I'm EXITING OUT!! Cleverbot: Let's get the condoms, my friend. We will need a lot tonight ;). Cleverbot is the dirtiest thing ever. I am never going to talk to Cleverbot ever again.
Which month were you born in? January - Your crush February - Your mom March - Your dad April - Your sister May - Your brother June - Your grandmother July - Your grandfather August - Your bestfriend September - Your teacher October - Your pet November - You December - Your favorite celebrity What color shirt are you wearing? Blue - will kiss you. Pink - will hug you. Green - will hit you in the face. Purple - will dance with you. Yellow - will make out with you. Brown - will run away with you into the woods. White - will marry you. Black - will hurt you in the heart. Red - will stare at you. Orange - will scare you to death by hugging you and then screaming. Other - will hang out with you at the mall. Results? Leave a quick comment on this quote. ~<3
You: I'm 21 years old and I can't pass the driver's test. My boss is cheap and I get no money. My co-worker is mean to me and it's really terrible. Stranger: Wow. I'm really sorry for you... You: My best friend is a stupid person who can't tell what's a burger from the sand! You know what the worst part about my life is?! Stranger: What?... You: I live in a pineapple under the sea.
Conversation with Dumbledore Harry: I heard Lord Voldermort is coming back. Dumbledore: Yes, Harry. It is true. Conversation with Ron Harry: I heard Lord V-- Ron: NOOOOO! NOOOOO! His name is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! Harry: --oldemort is coming back. Ron: . . . Conversation with Snape Harry: I heard Lord Voldemort is coming back. Snape: You have detentions for all Saturdays for the rest of the year. Harry: . . .
I have screwed up 24% of my teenage life (I'm not a teen yet, lawl!) [ ] Kissed someone before dating [ ] Gotten a phone taken away at school [ ] Gotten caught chewing gum [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test Total so far: 0 [ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times [ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times [ ] Turned at least 2 projects in late [x] Missed school just because you felt like it [ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Total so far: 1 [ ] Got your mom, dad, sibiling, etc to get you out of school [ ] Text people during class [x] Passed notes [ ] Threw stuff across the room [x] Laughed at the teacher Total so far: 3 [ ] Took pictures during school hours [ ] Called someone during school hours [ ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours Total so far: 5 [ ] Threw something at the teacher [x] Went outside the classroom without permission [x] Broke the dress code [ ] Failed a class [ ] Ate food during class Total so far: 7 [ ] Been called the worst student [ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly [x] Didn't take your stuff to school [ ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking Total so far: 8 [ ] Faked your parents signature [ ] Slept in class [ ] Cursed at a teacher behind their back [ ] Copied homework [ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean [ ] Thrown food in the lunch room Total so far: 8 Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life."
You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: Find the lowercase: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
I woke up today getting ready for school. Then I walk over to the kitchen to get breakfast ready. I was still very sleepy so I was also groggy. I decided to make simple toast from a slice of bread. I took a slice of bread and put it in the toaster. Then I pressed the start button to let it toast the bread. I yawned as I waited... I waited... I waited... I waited... Then I start dozing off to a nightmare. A robber was chasing me carrying a gun. I was scared to death and I ran away from him. The robber stood before me pointing the gun at me. ... ... ... ... ... Then-- BA-BAAM! WA-PONG! I started to scream to death as I knew I wasn't going to live unless a miracle happened. My eyes snapped open to see I was not dead, but alive. The toast was ready.
How to always get Candy on Halloween You know how people say you have to say "Trick-or-treat?"... they are wrong. Well correction to them. You are supposed to say "Treat-or-treat". You always get candy that way.
How to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart 1# Walk to the section where they sell eggs. Open one of the egg boxes and then grab one of the eggs pretending you were checking if that egg had any breaks and then-- grab the egg quickly and throw it across Wal-Mart and start running.
Girl wearing glasses: Hi, are you new at this school? Boy: NO! I've been here since 1st Grade!! Girl wearing glasses: Wow. *rolls eyes* I knew you had anger issues. Girl wearing glasses's Friends that wear glasses: Yup, he does. I told you so. *laughs* Boy: No, I don't. Say one more word and you're going to be blind.
The girl with the dirty clothing: Her family doesn't have enough money to buy her new ones. The girl with the messy hair: She gets stressed due to family issues so she pulls her hair. The boy who is a bully: He lives with his grandma who doesn't take care of him cause he has no family. The girl who is quiet: Her family doesn't let her talk. If she did, she would get whipped and punched. The boy who is loud: No one listens to him and ignores him. He never got heard out before. Judging someone can lead back to a story you never heard of.