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loveizzy
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November 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Police: where do you live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Me: together
Police: where is your house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where do your neighbors live?
Me: if i tell you, you won't believe me
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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tiredofbeinginvisible7
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November 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Only in my school can you stay after school to make up a test, be the only one there with your teacher, and have a kid walk in, take off his shirt, yell at you to turn around then walk around you hopping from desk to desk in only his underwear... Talk about an awkward moment...

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Teenager Post #3: Admit it, you've raised your hand to awnser an obvious question so that you dont get called on later.

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Teenager Post #4: Admit it you've pretended you cared about a teachers personal life just to waste class time.

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
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November 1, 2012 9:17pm UTC

History class:
Girl: Why isn't there a number seven on the test?
Teacher: Just skip it.
Girl: Uh, okay?
Teacher: It's just a mistake. You see, I was intoxicated at the time of making this.
Class: Not sure whether or not to laugh.
My friends: Dying of laughter.
Teacher: I was kidding...It was just a mistake...

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rinnchanMehmehmeh
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November 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC

CHRISTMAS LIST #4
2 Unicorns

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keepsake
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November 1, 2012 9:19pm UTC

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the_real_batman
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November 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Teenager post #5: Ever noticed that when someone says "Guess what?" we never say guess we say what instead?
<3 if I should do more

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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November 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Teenager Post #6: That moment when your writing down something important and someone bumps your arm.
<3 If I should continue

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Teenager Post #7: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone I will look shocked and whisper quietly, "You can see me?"
<3 If I should continue?

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rinnchanMehmehmeh
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November 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

CHRISTMAS LIST #5
A RUBBER DUCKY

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LaaLookitaa
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November 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Me:*logs on to Witty*
Me: *Sees 0 nontifcations*
Me: THIS IS PROGRESSS!!!

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SebbysCuteLittleKItty
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November 1, 2012 9:30pm UTC

Every thing my cursh walks by all my friends stares at me weirdly

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gossipguy313
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November 1, 2012 8:37pm UTC

ME ON WITTY
me:lol!! i HAVE to fav that!!
me:oh shoot im not signed.
me:ill just sign in real quick
me:wait?.... how am i gonna find that qoute now?
me:-never sees qoute again-
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jbeiber
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November 1, 2012 8:41pm UTC

1500's: Gathering with boulders in my home when the sun goes down.
2012: Party rock is in the house tonight!

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jellybean99
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November 1, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Omg. Skittles taste soo good after you put them into the freezer for 3-5 mins. Try it!

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sammy*
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November 1, 2012 2:07pm UTC

That awkward moment when
people think your best guy friend is your boyfriend.

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