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amur3074
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November 10, 2012 10:08am UTC

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FlorenceSong
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November 9, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Some Will Win,
Some Will Lose
Some
Were Born to
Sing the Blues

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
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November 2, 2012 9:49pm UTC

what do you call a bee
in a ghost costum ??
*highlight below for answer*
boo-bees

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eConfused
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November 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I am the kind of person who tries to go back to sleep
just to finish a dream

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just_luke0420
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November 2, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Someone give me a chance?
New to witty, needing friends.
♥

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TheAwkwardNinja
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November 1, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Facebook comment: Now that you started reading, you can't stop. I was killed-
Me: *stops reading*

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softballxwin27
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November 1, 2012 8:59pm UTC

I don't have a twitter, so I just carry around a
megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times.
I have 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops..

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perfect_the_way_i_am
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November 1, 2012 9:02pm UTC

If I had a dollar for everytime I lost my pencil ...
I'd be a
SO MUCH RICHER THAN BILL GATES

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Forever_A_Directioner
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November 1, 2012 9:04pm UTC

There are 3 levels of pain.
1.Pain
2.Excruciating Pain
3.Stepping on a lego

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l0vee34
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November 1, 2012 9:04pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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_torn
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November 1, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I went outside once,
The graphics were amazing
but the gameplay and storyline sucks.

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Teenager post #1: That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing and you're the only one that still thinks its hilarious.

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MTeamWrestling
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November 1, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Best Game Ever.....
For every girl you see on Facebook with a duck face type in "BANG!!!"
and if anyone asks just say that's one more duck down.

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LittleBitMisplaced
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November 1, 2012 9:10pm UTC

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
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November 1, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Only in my town on Halloween would we have a tribal ceremony and sacrifice a person by chopping their head off...

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curly_haired_girl
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November 1, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Innapropriate funeral song #4
The Motto...

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rockstargrace
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November 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Teenager post #2: Looking more at yourself than at the other person when video calling on skype

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justbeautifulme14
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November 1, 2012 9:13pm UTC

ok so in the state of va its illegal for any one over the age of 13 to go trick or treating.... i am 14 and i went trick or treating... i must be a trouble maker

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