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  1. er4ever98 er4ever98
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Little old Lady's in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs...YOU DON'T FOOL ME!retired mermaids.......

  2. emma34668 emma34668
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    tears
    are words that the heart can't say.
    nmq

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    • hear noises
    • pause music
    • complete silence
    • play music
    • hear noises again
    o _ o
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  4. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
    Me: NO!
    Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
    Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I was having a great Friday,
    until someone told me it was only Thursday..

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER
    WISH YOU HAD
    A SECOND CHANCE
    TO MEET SOMEONE
    AGAIN FOR THE
    FIRST TIME?

  7. justasecretaccount justasecretaccount
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    everybody
    who's an
    anybody
    \\\\\\\\\\ started off as a //////////
    nobody
    before they became a
    ------ somebody ------
    ^Quote credit to starkidwarbler
    Unless you're a boy on witty..
    ^my part of the quote.

  8. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    I dont care if its 4 am, I dont consider it "tomorrow" until i wake up

  9. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I Hate it When Teachers Say
    "You don't have that much homework tonight."
    Like b*tch, you know I have other classes too, right?

  10. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO S AY
    to the one who walked away


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    what if midgets are normal height,
    and we are all just giants?

  13. storypanda99 storypanda99
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:11am UTC
    I'm no photographer,
    but I can picture us together.♥

  15. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Yelling "no"
    (( when something falls ♥ ))
    Doesn't stop it
    » » » from falling [x] [x] [x]

  16. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    && Who Else...
    Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
    "right now'?

  17. BRIANACOLLIN BRIANACOLLIN
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    My flirting technique:
    Make eye contact with a guy a few
    times and hope he is more brave
    than I am.

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:08am UTC
    W h o is t h i s "f e a t." a n d w h y i s h e i n
    s o m a n y s o n g s
    nmq!

  19. er4ever98 er4ever98
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    " Yeah so i was going to upsexy then I tripped."........." Whats up sexy?"..........."Nothing much you?"

  20. er4ever98 er4ever98
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Pretty Little Liars
    Emily
    Aria
    Hanna
    Spenncer
    Allison

:)

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