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  1. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    "Ichiban no takarmono."
    (My most precious treasure)

  2. xxxsportzxxx xxxsportzxxx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    And even the best
    Fall down sometimes.
    #songquotes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

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    Not mine. I just love it

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Normal teens: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE MORE POPULAR AT SCHOOL UGH I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY AND HAVE A REGULAR SOCIAL LIFE WITH TONS OF FRIENDS
    Me: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO BE WITTY FAMOUS UGH I JUST WANT TO BE MORE FUNNY SO I CAN POST GOOD QUOTES AND GET TONS OF FOLLOWERS

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    i cannot remember what i did on the internet before
    twitter, tumblr, witty, facebook and all those other websites.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what would happen if
    a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Things that should be less expensive
    -Plane tickets
    -Whole, natural foods
    -Gas
    -Workout clothes
    -Phone bills
    -University (education) tuition
    Things that need to be more expensive
    -Processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
    -Cigarettes
    -Alcohol

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
    no floor, just bed.
    you roll too far to one side?
    don't worry, bed's still there.
    all is bed.

  12. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    I wonder what its
    like to be pretty .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    i wonder what its like to wake up and love everything about yourself and to weigh yourself see the number and not want to puke and be happy because you have a body guys will like and you have a thigh gap and hip bones and you actually like what you look like you dont hate everything about your body from your smile to your thighs and to be confident and feel sexy

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOSTON POLICE.
    After days of searching for the suspect in the Boston Marathon
    bombings, the police have finally caught the suspect. He is now in
    custody. Finally, justice WILL be served.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I feel like I bother people just by living

  18. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    O.O im so glad 4/20 is not on a school day this year :D

  19. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I might as well just get some cats and call it quits.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    things that are not the worst things to be:
    1) overweight
    2) unattractive
    3) awkward
    4) weird
    5) quiet
    6) loud
    7) opinionated
    things that are:
    1) cruel
    2) bigoted
    3) shallow
    4) selfish
    5) close-minded
    things that are not the best things to be:
    1) pretty
    2) skinny
    3) attractive
    4) rich
    5) talented
    6) popular
    things that are:
    1) kind
    2) selfless
    3) caring
    4) gentle
    5) open-minded
    6) passionate
    7) honest

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