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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:11pm UTC

my ceiling fan has three settings:
1. barley moving
2. kinda feels like it's working
3. is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a freak Ceiling Fan Accident.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:14pm UTC

today i'm gonna have multiple sarcasms
and my god will they feel amazing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:16pm UTC

will someone please love taylor swift
so that she can finally shut up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:18pm UTC

if you don't come home and immediatly either
take off your pants or change them into pajamas than i'm sorry but you're living life wrong.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:20pm UTC

adam levine more like adam leFINE

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VintageParis
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February 15, 2013 9:38pm UTC

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Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love.
- Emma Watson

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thatsacex3
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October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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Becca315
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:05pm UTC

What do you say when someone asks you if you are ticklish...?
If you say yes, they will tickle you...
If you say no they will tickle you...
So just say:
I have diarrhea.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:00pm UTC

They say money can't buy happiness, but food can sometimes make people happy and most of the time you have to use money to get food... so therefore money does buy happiness.
your welcome.

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XXWittyGirlXX
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC

*My little brother shirtless*
Me: Lol, you look like Gibby from iCarly like that...
Bro:
Me:
Bro:
Me:
Bro: GIBBEEHHH!!!!!
Me:
Bro:
Me:
Bro: That's how I roll.

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Spongebob Quote #9
Squidward: Ow, ow, ow...
SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me! The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza--
Squidward: And my feet are killing me.
Fave For More ;)
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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Dear God
♥ ♥ ♥
-Thank you for being there when nobody else was :)

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leeuumm
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:39am UTC

My dad has one of the hardest, toughest jobs in the world,
driving 18 wheelers. If it weren't for him, you wouldn't have food
in the grocery stores. He mostly lives on the road, so I hardly
get to see him. All the food in your house was brought by
millions of truckers who sacrifice their lives every day.

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 11:21am UTC

Spongebob Quote #2
"Hey everybody! Not ripped pants... Pants ripped off.
Someone call the police. There's a pants thief on the loose."
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