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XXWittyGirlXX

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Member Since: 16 Mar 2012 05:15pm

Last Seen: 28 Mar 2013 01:59pm

Gender: F

user id: 284158

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  1. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 2:09pm UTC
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  2. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    March 18, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    ADAM LEVINE
    I LOVE YOU
    ♥♥

  3. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    March 18, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Avril Lavigne is perfection. <3

  4. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    My mum hit me for not cleaning my room.

  5. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    History
    History
    I just re-wrote history.

  6. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    November 12, 2012 2:14pm UTC
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  7. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Hey! You! Yeeah you!!
    You, the beautiful one with her head down. Your amazing, and don't you forget it. And if you do,
    IM GONNA FIND YOU...
    But seriously, you go girl. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. :)

  8. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    "Why are you dressed so scary?"
    "Its Halloween..."
    Who remembers??

  9. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    October 22, 2012 2:08pm UTC
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  10. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
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    October 20, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Mum: Go clean the dishes
    Me: That is NOT ma job!!
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me: *runs to room and locks door*

  11. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    So there's this weird little girl called Laura that gets on my bus, and instead of being normal and saying 'wtf' she says 'what the feathers!'
    ITS ANNOYING AS F//CK

  12. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    When I first listened to 'Oppan Gangnam Style'
    I was pretty sure he was saying 'Open Condom store'
    ...hehe

  13. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    your dad starts singing 'Whistle' by Flo rida when he doesn't even know what it means... And your just sat there like, "Dad shut up. Dad shut up."
    *facepalm*

  14. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Dear Disney,
    putting celebrity guests in your crappy shows
    won't get you any more viewers.
    Sincerely, OLD Disney fans.
    nmf

  15. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:58am UTC
    I Don't know why but ... #004
    Whenever I say 'Dafuq is that' I say it the way the line 'bullet-proof glass' is said in the song Titanium... So it sorta sounds like:
    "Dafuuq is thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!.
    Yeh I'm pretty pointless.

  16. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Awkward moment
    when you've just come out the shower and you go into your room TO FIND THE FRIGGIN' WINDOW CLEANER STARING RIGHT AT YOU AND YOU RUN OUT OF THE ROOM SCREAMING AND CAMP OUT IN YOUR MUMS ROOM FOR 45 MINUTES AND WHILE STILL NAKED YOU CRAWL IN TO SEE IF HE'S STILL THERE AND YOU GRAB ANY CLOTHES YOU CAN, AND THEN THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU FORGOT YOU BRA AND UNDERWEAR...
    yeh.

  17. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    I Don't know why but ... #003
    I smell my food before I eat it. I know it sounds strange, but I want to know what all my senses think of it before I put it in my mouth.

  18. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    WORK FOR A CAUSE, NOT FOR APPLAUSE. LIVE LIFE TO EXPRESS, NOT TO IMPRESS. DON'T STRIVE TO MAKE YOUR PRESENCE NOTICED, JUST MAKE YOUR ABSENCE FELT.
    - X X W i t t y G i r l X X

  19. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #5
    Anything that sounds like a cannon makes you think about dead tributes.

  20. XXWittyGirlXX XXWittyGirlXX
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    TheHungerGamesProblems #5
    Spinning in dresses make you
    feel like Katniss in her first
    interview.

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