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  1. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    Dear Friend,
    So lately I've been feeling okay. I just can't help but feel terrible for the things i feel. One of my best friends is always there for me. She's been having trouble with her emotions and depression. I try to help her whenever I can. I go up and ask her if she's okay when she's sitting alone. When she says she's okay, I say "No" because I know she's lying. I try to be that good friend. The other day I was getting a ride home from my other friend. Let's call him Joe. I'd like to remain anonymous to you so I'm going to use generic names. Well, Joe was driving me home. We were blasting Nirvana and Weezer and it was really fun. We decided to hang out soon. The next night my best friend, Joe and I went out to a get together at a restaurant. They stayed in the car while I went in. My friend just needed someone to talk to. So I sat at an empty booth and texted her. I said, "Hey when you get in, do you and Joe want to sit with me? I'm sitting alone right now:/". She came in with Joe and sat at another table. A minute later I got a text saying, "Sorry. I had already sat down with Joe when I got that". I have been very stressed lately and that just kind of hurt me. I went to the bathroom and just let some of it out. My other friends helped me and sat with me during dinner. When the get together was over, Joe, my friend and I left. We got in the car and we drove one of Joe's friends home first. I didn't get that because my best friend's house is right near the restaurant. They were talking with each other. Laughing. Having fun. I was sitting in the back crying. They didn't notice. They dropped me off and I was still crying. They didn't notice. I texted my best friend. Turned out she was getting high with Joe and talking about life. She knows how much I appreciate having friends, since last year I had none. But she didn't talk to me or be there for me so she could get high. Is it bad that I'm angry that when she breaks down all of my friends go to her to help? When I'm sad no one cares. No one sits down with me when I'm alone at a table without me asking. No one offers to waste their gas on me to help me through something. I just hate the fact that whenever I'm making a friend, she steals them away from me to breakdown and get high. Am I in the wrong?
    Love Always,
    Me.

  2. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    "Congratulations! Today is your day. You're off to Great Places! You're off and away!
    You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
    You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care. About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there." With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
    you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.
    And you may not find any you'll want to go down. In that case, of course, you'll head straight out of town.
    It's opener there
    in the wide open air.
    Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.
    And when things start to happen, don't worry. Don't stew. Just go right along. You'll start happening too.
    OH!
    THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
    You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.
    You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed. You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you'll be the best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
    Except when you don't
    Because, sometimes, you won't.
    I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true and Hang-ups can happen to you. You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You'll be left in a Lurch.
    You'll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you'll be in a Slump.
    And when you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.
    You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?
    And IF you go in, should you turn left or right... or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.
    You can get so confused that you'll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
    The Waiting Place...
    ...for people just waiting. Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or a No or waiting for their hair to grow.
    Everyone is just waiting.
    Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
    Everyone is just waiting.
    NO! That's not for you! Somehow you'll escape all that waiting and staying. You'll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing. With banner flip-flapping,
    once more you'll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you're that kind of a guy!
    Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. there are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You'll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.
    Except when they don't.
    Because, sometimes, they won't.
    I'm afraid that some times you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you. All Alone! Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot.
    And when you're alone, there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on. But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore, and your sneakers may leak.
    On and on you will hike and I know you'll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.
    You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.
    And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed!
    (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
    KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
    So...be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea, you're off to Great Places! Today is your day!
    Your mountain is waiting.
    So...get on your way!"
    -Oh the Places You Will Go by Dr. Suess

  3. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Tea For Two (A Tragedy)
    And it wasn't until after
    I poured a second cup
    that I realized
    I was alone.
    nmq/nmf

  4. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 11:25am UTC
    Error message 2384 allformatcredittoBravoSierra
    Would you like to quit smoking?
    Yes
    Cancer

  5. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Friend: Ugh! Why do I always fall for the same guys!? Why did I have to fall for him!?
    Me: Well the reason for you falling for the same type of guy is because a neurotransmitter called Dopamine is released in your brain. This chemical pretty much tells your brain, "Hey! Guys with ____ colored hair are cute!" or something along that nature. The reason for you falling for him is because of another neurotransmitter called norepinephrine. This is a chemical that attracts you to one single person, focusing your efforts on that one guy. So you fell for him because norepinephrine told your brain, "Hey! _____ is the one for me!".
    Friend : Where the f/ck did you learn that...
    Me : C harlie McDonell on YouTube......

  6. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    So he took me out to lunch today...
    I insisted on treating
    I was looking for my money and it turned out I had
    lost it.
    I felt terrible
    .
    He went to the bank and got money.
    I kept telling him how sorry I was.
    He cut me off with a kiss.
    When he pulled away he looked straight into my eyes
    And he said...
    "As long as I'm with you it's all worth it"
    Don't any of you say that all guys say that. Let me have my moment...

  7. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Harry: How rock and roll were we when we stayed up till half past nine.
    Louis: And no one tucked us into bed!

  8. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    *On the stairs*
    Louis: *Dressed as a geek* I've gone for a smarter look!
    Louis: Did anyone hear that?
    Niall: What was that?
    Niall: *Covers mouth* HELP!
    Louis: Some one needs help! *Rips shirt to reveal superman shirt* BWAHH! SUPERMAN IS HERE!
    *Minutes Later*
    Louis: I just think- SUPERMANNNN!!

  9. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    *Mission Impossible Music*
    Liam: Harry's been missing for awhile now. And it's 15 minutes before dress rehersal. Follow me!
    Liam: *Goes into hotel room bathroom seeing Zayne in the shower fully clothed*
    Liam: *Opens shower door*
    Zayne:
    Liam:
    Zayne:
    Liam: See ya! *leaves*
    *Later*
    Liam: So apparantly he's at the toilet, let's go!
    Liam: *opens random stall door* Harry?
    Random Guy: *Looks up from playing on phone while lounging on the toilet*
    Liam: Have YOU seen Harry?!
    Random Guy:...no?
    Liam:
    Random Guy:
    Liam:
    Random Guy:
    Liam: *Looks at camera* Let's go!
    On Screen: Harry was never found and was replaced by a hologram.

  10. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Zayne: *Random Seizure* I-i-i drank th-th-the juice!
    Harry: *Drinks the juice* *Random seizure*
    Louis: *Drinks the juice* *Falls of chair* *Random seizure*
    Zayne: *Passes drink to Liam* D-d-d-drink some!
    Liam: *Drinks the juice* *Random seizure*
    Niall: *On the excersize bike behind them all trying to fake a seizure like them*
    Louis: GET BACK ON THE BIKE AND GET BACK INTO SHAPE NOW!

  11. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    And who else thinks...
    there should be a category named "One Direction"...?

  12. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    One Direction Interview
    Interviewer: [to Harry] : You were interviewed on the Today's Show, I think it got a bit to physical with you. Now I've got a Harry doll here, can you show me on the doll where the bad man touched you?
    Harry: *whilst laughing, points to chin, crotch and bum*
    Interviewer: And how did that make you feel Harry?
    Harry: *still laughing* Sad
    Louis: He told me he was intrigued!

  13. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    *Todays Show Australia*
    Milly: What's your favorite dessert?
    Niall: That is a GREAT question

  14. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    *One Direction Interview*
    Liam: I came home one day and my turtle was just missing a foot.
    Louis: Liam lives a CRAZY life.

  15. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    ____&____
    And who else thinks this looks like a guy scooting his butt across the floor?

  16. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:16pm UTC
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  17. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:23pm UTC

    Your secret crush and sunny days
    Roasting s’mores above the blaze
    Flirtatious smiles in bikini tops
    Cannon balls and belly flops
    Swimming and the ice cream man
    Getting sunburnt, getting tan
    Exciting days and sleepless nights
    Sunscreen and mosquito bites
    Tank tops and those denim shorts
    Vanilla ice cream by the quarts
    Spending time with all your friends
    Summer 2012, don’t you ever end

  18. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Hey Beautiful!
    People bringing you down? Remember this; The mere fact that people try to bring you down means you're already above them.

    Follow for a follow?

  19. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:40pm UTC
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  20. greenshoelaces greenshoelaces
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    Alright this quote isn't pretty,
    but I need your help.
    I won't say the name
    but my friend feels depressed,
    and needs help.
    He thinks no one cares about him.
    Please have a heart and favorite this for him.
    Please help....

:)

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