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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    I wonder
    how many people lose the only person in their life
    that will ever get their whole heart.
    I wonder how many people just let go
    because they think it will be easier.
    I wonder what it is like to have to move on,
    but knowing that you will always want him over anyone else.
    Well for all those people I have some advice;
    When you finally find him,
    when he makes you happier then anyone else,
    never let him slip away.
    Hold on with everything you got and fight till the very end.
    Because all your life you will have him in the back of your mind.
    Sure you’ll love again, but will it be the same?
    Never.
    Because he was the one.

  2. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Cleverbot: Why do you like harry potter?
    User: I don't.
    Cleverbot: Yes you do.
    User: No I don't.
    Cleverbot: Yes you do!
    User: No I don't!
    Cleverbot: Yes you do!
    User: OKAY I DO!
    Cleverbot: I thought so.
    True story.

  3. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:52pm UTC
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    How's it going today, Raina?
    Going to go jump off a cliff. Literally. Farewell everyone, this is for you.
    ♞Friends ▼
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    Ten Reasons Why
    Prologue
    When I was little, simply a kid in elementary school who was oblivious to the many problems in the world, I liked to dream. I'd like to dream that one day, I would meet my prince charming. He would be everything I look for in a guy-- sweet, funny, intelligent--and we would fall in love instantly. I'd imagine my dad walking me down the aisle, and my mother would be in the front row, sobbing with happiness. I dreamed that I would have children with him, and we'd grow old and wrinkly together. That we'd never fall out of love. I dreamed of so many things, actually believing that one day in the near future, this would all unfold. That my life would turn out this way.
    But it wouldn't.
    My name is Raina Murray and I'm seventeen years old, in my last year of high school.
    My father is dead, my mother is emotionally damaged, my friends have ditched me and my brother is too caught up in popularity to ever really take notice of me anymore.
    This is the story of how I almost jumped off a cliff,
    and this is the story of how the bad boy stopped me.
    ------------------------------
    Pleeease like if you'd actually be willing to read this c:

  4. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC
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    How's it going today, Raina?
    Why don't I just kill myself already, that's the real question.
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    Ten Reasons Why
    Chapter One
    The day that I attempted to commit suicide started off like any other.
    I woke up at seven o'clock sharp , leaving for school thirty minutes later.
    But, not before checking on my mother, who was
    laying in bed and would stay that way for the rest of the day, like always.
    My brother, I also noticed, had already left to mingle with his football friends and cheerleaders.
    That meant that he had took the car, leaving me to walk.
    Not that I minded, but it was as if he had forgotten about his own sister, who
    just so happened to need to get to school , too.
    When I came to school, the first thing my eyes landed upon, as always, was them.
    They were all either laughing or smiling, continuously giggling with their new friends.
    They were all happy without me as cheerleaders, and that really stinged.
    We had been so close, which left me confused as to what had gone wrong.
    Sighing, I walked along towards the front doors of the school, feeling their eyes burn a hole
    at the back of my head as I passed them.
    "Hey girls, look who's arrived!"
    I frowned at the sound of that familiar high-pitched voice, bracing myself for what was coming.
    "It's that loser with no friends," the captain of the cheer squad said with a giggle. Glancing at them slightly, my eyes watered a bit at the sight of my old friends laughing along with her.
    I sighed, wondering why my life had turned out this way.
    "God, nobody needs her around. Why doesn't she just kill herself already?"
    I froze.
    And that, my friends, is how this story really begins.

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Heres to the parents who will have to work this Christmas.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  6. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    "OMG! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"
    ...uh, i'm jewish

  7. ay_baybay ay_baybay
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Why being a girl isn't working out for me
    Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!!
    Me: Please, no-
    Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOOO!
    Brain: I quit. I quit. Kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. Oh my gosh. Salty snacks. I am furious.
    Me: Please, guys, calm down-
    Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS.
    Brain: And now I'm ugly! asdfghjkl;
    Torso: Time to practice labor. Cramp this mess up! Let's GO GO GO GO GO.
    Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
    Stomach: Lol, clothes can't fit you anymore. You are bloated. You are now a ballooooooooon!
    Me: I hate you all.
    Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME. I'M SO DEPRESSED. We need to procreate.
    Face: Lol. I'm not done yet.
    Uterus: What did I ever do to deserve this?
    Brain: You just wait uterus. They're going to make you carry a baby for like 9 months straight.
    Uterus: You bastards.
    Torso: CONTRACT!
    Me: I quit being female. I am now a llama.
    Brain: Me gusta.

  8. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 9:56am UTC
    Anyone else realize that the clothes for girls are getting sluttier and sluttier by the decades?

  9. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Friend: Do you have a pen I can borrow?
    Me: No.
    Me: *Looks down at pencil case full of pens*
    Me: *Evil laugh*

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    There are no weather conditions where simultaneously wearing
    shorts and uggs is acceptable or appropriate.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    A List of Things that Don't Offend Anyone:










    format jimmy365

  12. xNeonx xNeonx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    What if one day, you woke up and its the first day of summer all over again?
    What would be your reaction?

  13. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Lol So True: #60
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
    lolsotrue.com

  14. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    I'm not anti-social,
    I'm selectively social.
    There's a difference.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    when i have a guest over: you can just sit over there and watch me use my computer
    nmq/ format jimmy365

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    h o w d r u n k m u s t y o u b e t o
    adopt a mouse as your son and name it stuart ?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    When you're a girl,
    you have to be everything;
    You have to be dope at what you do,
    but you have to be super sweet,
    and you have to be sexy,
    and you have to be this,
    and you have to be that,
    and you have to be nice,
    and it's just like-
    I can't be all of those things at once.
    -Nicki Minaj

  20. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I literally can not flirt. Like I just can't do it. This is how I met my boyfriend at a party:
    Me: Do you like turtles?
    Him: Um... Yeah I guess...
    Me: OMG ME TOO!!!
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Friends:
    Mom:
    Dad:
    God:
    Plants:
    One Direction:
    Me: What is haaaapppeeenning here???
    lol what does he see in me

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