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  1. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    i always thought people who said they loved a movie more than themselves were stupid and exaggerating..
    then I saw The Great Gatsby

  2. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Too glam to give a damn.

  3. elizabethcutiexoxo elizabethcutiexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    You ever have that stomach aching before seeing someone ? not in the bad kind of way , but the good way, meaning you get tongue -tied and all and you just cant say anything no matter how much you try. it hurts me a lot knowing shes got your attention. Shes perfect and you always wonder why I never talk to you . I dont have the courage to talk to you because i know im probably going to seem strange. You probably wonder what i like about you but its your flaws.. I like your humor , your weird laugh , the way you always make these funny noises , and I especially love your crooked smile and hazel-green eyes. I love the fact that your taller then me , it just adorable . But to bad I dont have the guts to keep talking to you . Its really hard to when everything about you is amazing . I get really jelous when girls always flirt with you . You may not see it , but it kills me . My feelings for you have been going on for a long time . I cant stand it anymore . I like you a lot , but I want to get over you at the same time because I'm tired of having my heart broken from all the girls trying win you . Its breaking me apart , but then again, my feelings will probably never go away. I'm still into you Guillherme

  4. princessofpink princessofpink
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Little Girl: I found this cool website called Stardoll today!
    Me: Shut it, I've been running Stardoll since 2008 baby!
    What am I doing with my life?

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    HAY GUYZ.
    I'm turnin' 100,000 years old today!
    Could I get 100,000 favorites?
    THANKS WITTY, UR THE BEST!

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    You make me so happy just by doing things you might not have even realized you've done.

  7. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:37am UTC
    so i get the feeling that we're at the beginning of another fake witty guys phase...

  8. Feather Feather
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 1:40am UTC
    you said that you couldn't hurt someone that you cared about.
    you and i both know where i stand now.
    <`3


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  10. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    want to know my real problem?
    I push people away, when I need them most.
    I get jealous easy, because I'm terrified that you'll find someone better than me.
    everyone I love ends up leaving me, and I'm scared of getting hurt again.
    I can't make friends easily, or connect properly with people, because I'm scared they'll just find someone prettier, nicer, better, funnier and more exciting than me.
    I always say the wrong thing in arguments.
    I'll tell you to go away, when all I want you to do is stay, and tell me that everything will be alright, that it'll all be okay.
    I can never say the right thing, or do anything right.
    this is why I always end up alone.

  11. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Deb & Napoleon Dynamite
    Deb: What are you drawing?
    Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
    Deb: What's a liger?
    Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's
    like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for it's skills in magic.
    *You need to read it in Napoleon's voice

  12. Nathanyiel Nathanyiel
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Hello everyone,
    im Nathanyiel Im
    new


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  14. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Its a bad week to be a seal. As for the rest of us. Its pretty awesome.

  15. just another asian* just another asian*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    So like two sundays ago was my aunt's wedding. It was time for the bouquet(?) throw. I was standing there with a bunch of girls. I truthfully only went up there to spite my dad since he said i shouldn't even be considered a girl. So I'm just standing there not really paying attention. Then the bouquet(?) flies right at me and I catch it by reflex. Apparently my brothers recorded my face and they say I looked horrified. What I did seconds after catching the bouquet, I admit I was a little ashamed of. I threw it to a random lady next to me screaming "THINK FAST" and everything was recorded on camera. ಠ_ಠ

  16. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    You know what one if the weirdest things is? Saying ur own name. When ever I say my own name it weirds me out

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    “every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
    yeah then explain to me why my quote doesn’t have more faves


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  20. DontCutYoureBeautiful DontCutYoureBeautiful
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    August 8, 2013 3:00am UTC
    Littledirectionerdebono
    Is a sweet beautiful girl. Okay so I just love how funny her quotes are! She also has the best layouts on her page (even though she doesn't make them), but she has a good layout taste. Maybe you should just go to her page and follow her, your life will be better if you do :)

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