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Xportugese_babiiiX
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September 4, 2011 7:53pm UTC

" I like your hair."
"thanks, I grew it myself."
~

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Emilyrose13
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 6:11pm UTC

♥--------------------- ---------
I wonder ,
What girls like more ?
Being called hot , or being called beautiful . <3
favorite for beautiful .
comment for hot .

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xbextruex
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September 17, 2011 3:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Mollyyy
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September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC

dear leg hair,
i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
sincerely, what is this!?

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鲁汉 ♡*
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July 30, 2012 2:57am UTC

Niall: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
Louis: Uh, you let Liam run away with your food..
Niall: Give me a spoon.
nmq

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 11:19pm UTC

So I was in a banana suit
earlier while I was eating a banana.
I couldn't decide if it was
canabalism or
canabananalism.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC

do you ever get up from your computer
and stroll casually around your house
only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

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onedirectionkate
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:46am UTC

Woman:*Drunk Driving*
Police Officer:*Pulls Woman Over*
Woman: Hello Officer
Police Officer: Can You Sing The Alaphabet
Woman: ABCDEFU

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 29, 2012 3:49pm UTC

"I don't see how people can hate
On Directioners.
They are so lovely!"
-Perrie Edwards

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伤*
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July 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

"I had a friend growing up, who was abused
abused by her dad, i made a vow
to myself that I'll never hurt my daughter."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Ugly girls are like unicorns
They don't exist.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 17, 2012 10:46am UTC

"If you were a hobo,
What would your sign say?"
Zayn: "I don't have a bed,
Can I sleep in yours?"

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E*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when You see a 3rd garder with a better phone than you.

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MariaOchoa2014
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:25am UTC

Eating Popcorn..
80% during the Trailers.
20% during the movie.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:48am UTC

"My perfect girl would
be chill and not
"too up my face."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:40am UTC

My six year old cousin;
Mommy did you just come back from a party or something because you are getting your sexy on!! Work it girl!
*snaps fingers Z motion*
me:
me:
me: Yeah, we'll definately be seeing her on TV one day. ...

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xHello
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC

My Mom: Tell everyone that dinner is ready.
Me: DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Mom: -___-

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:09am UTC

Nobody on Witty actually wears crocs.... right?

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Opera:where someone gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, they sing
CookieDoughFormats

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Sara*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC

If I auditioned for the X-Factor
Simon: Who are your musical inspiration?
Me: One Direction, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs and uhh yah that about sums it up
Simon: Uhmm alright.. What would you do with the 5 million dollars?
Me: Buy One Direction
Simon: ...buy...One Direction...?
Me: yup
Simon: alright... what do you enjoy doing other than singing?
Me: Fangirling over One Direction, buying magazines with their faces on them, stalking One Direction's tweets, listening to their songs... And I like to act
Simon: ohh really? what do you act about?
Me: I reenact One Direction interviews:
Simon:
Me:
Simon:
Me:
Simon:what are you going to sing?
Me: What makes you beautiful by One Direction
nmq

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